Last nights patient

tommymac · 04-17-2009, 11:58 AM

No storries of stanky cooter this time. Was having a rough night, had a few patients with social work issues and 2 lousy nurses, told one if she moved any slower moss would start growing on her. Anyway EMS brings in a guy with an elevated blood sugar level, so I figure ok this is easy check a fingerstick send some labs and thats that. Then I go on to find out this guy one lives in a homeless shelter and is a CONVICTED PEDOPHILE. Fortunatley I found this out towards the end of his stay. otherwise I may have had to draw the blood myself, and prolly would have slipped and stabbed him in the ey eor something.

Tom

04-17-2009, 11:58 AM	#1
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	Last nights patient No storries of stanky cooter this time. Was having a rough night, had a few patients with social work issues and 2 lousy nurses, told one if she moved any slower moss would start growing on her. Anyway EMS brings in a guy with an elevated blood sugar level, so I figure ok this is easy check a fingerstick send some labs and thats that. Then I go on to find out this guy one lives in a homeless shelter and is a CONVICTED PEDOPHILE. Fortunatley I found this out towards the end of his stay. otherwise I may have had to draw the blood myself, and prolly would have slipped and stabbed him in the ey eor something. Tom