derf - 1135, death - 0

[derf]

So today was the most fucking coolest day evar!!!

It started off with a 5am wakeup, then picked up my truck with trailer loaded with 10 soapbox cars.

Then riding up I280 I almost lost it. The trailer hit a pothole, and shot off to the side, pulling my truck with it. All of a sudden I find myself drifting sideways initial D style down the highway, across 3 lanes, onto the shoulder, then back the other way. I went back and forth 7 times before I finally wrestled the truck straight. It took almost half a mile of me sliding around with my brother in the passenger seat holding his breath and my buddy matt in the back yelping his head off.

The folks in the trail car then called me to ask if I shit my pants yet (I was waiting for my sphincter to loosen at that point). They couldnt believe that I didnt srive straight into a guard rail.

So death hath been avoided yet again.

Then on to the soap box, loading some videos up to youtube as I type this, very slowly, very very slowly. Soap box was crazy, bodies flying everywhere, cars wrecking, wheels popping, fender to fender racing, cool as races, and teh cops who stopped by to "advise us" were even cool. Death I challenge you to a duel....

So after that I shot over to the poconos to do some snow boarding, in which yes it was perfect weather, upper 40s and sunny, the snow was fairly fresh, and deep, the mountain was empty, perfect day. Death, you scare me not. Haha!

After the first few rounds of death avoidance I stopped by Tommys house again, and we went tearing around his niegborhood on mini bikes and go karts. Screw the law, we are the law. Death, you weren't even a fly on the wall.

final total lifetime count derf - 1135 , death - 0