So you want to go on a Safari?

[t-homo]

Originally Posted by Trip

On my honeymoon cruise a couple weeks ago, we went on a holland america cruise and it was full of blue hairs and we were the only honeymooners on the cruise, 90% of the cruisers were over 50. Well we had a lifeboat drill and they said women, children and old people first. I said "fuck that, I am pushing these old farts into the water and taking myself a spot on the lifeboat. The old fucks had their turn." Needless to say the 800 blue hairs surrounding me didn't appreciate it, but andrea gave a chuckle.

No joke, they are going to die soon anyway.