World Famous Rant Thread

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

[rant mode]

This is for you. Yes you, the neon spandex wearing twat-waffle on the four thousand dollar bicycle in front of me today. Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you all to hell. I have places to go, and shit to do. I don't have time to wait while you peddle your happy ass down the middle of the road at 15 miles an hour.

There is, however, someone I hate more than you. Namely, the cowardly triple/no-foam/soy milk latte with coco sprinkles drinking motherfucker in the car in front of me who won't pass you. I want him to die in the most horrific and painful way possible. I want him to get hit by a train with AIDS. If snakes can eat his dick while he's dying, that works for me.

You fuck headed cunt bag, do us all a favor and take the goddamn bus.

[/rant mode]

JC

You are way off...my bike was only 3k.