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Old 01-13-2009, 04:25 PM   #19
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Originally Posted by deals gap dragon slayer View Post
I would have proposed my 3 minute test...

I give this test to any prospective bootycall or relationship...

I tell her right off the bat I'm not having sex with her until she passes a test.

Its an oral exam... Literally.

She gives me head. How long it takes her to get me off is the test.

If its less than 3 minutes, I'll give her good sex following
Between 3 and 10 minutes, I'll give her a quickie...
BUT, if she takes longer than 10 minutes to get me off.... she keeps suckin til I finish, at which point I shoot a load on her face, zip up and leave...

She can try again later if she wants...

Having lots of stamina and very good control... Its really up to me when i get offf anyways, so i just time it based on how interested in am in her... i havent found one yet that did it in less than 10
Um hold on a minute chief...All my best oral memories went for alot longer and the more time the better for me.
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