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Old 05-12-2010, 02:09 AM   #41
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2. Eiffel Tower 837 up, 186 down


a sexual act that requires 3 people. 2 guys, one chick, and 1 other unfortunate soul. The chick bends over and one guy takes her from behind, while the other puts it in her mouth and then the two guys give a high ten, giving the illusion of the Eiffel Tower. The unfortunate soul is there to take the picture. No one will believe you if you don't have the proof.
Chad and Bob pulled off the Eiffel Tower with Beckie, while Trey, the unfortunate soul, took the picture.


If you get the girl to go for the three way- not as hard as it may sound, the rest is child's play. I actually had pics of at least one ET but they were lost to a hard drive crash. BTW have you ever heard of a tripod? I have to admit that I've only pulled off the "high ten" with this girl, all others were high fives at best.
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Old 05-12-2010, 02:12 AM   #42
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2. Eiffel Tower 837 up, 186 down


a sexual act that requires 3 people. 2 guys, one chick, and 1 other unfortunate soul. The chick bends over and one guy takes her from behind, while the other puts it in her mouth and then the two guys give a high ten, giving the illusion of the Eiffel Tower. The unfortunate soul is there to take the picture. No one will believe you if you don't have the proof.
Chad and Bob pulled off the Eiffel Tower with Beckie, while Trey, the unfortunate soul, took the picture.


Awesome description, never heard the part about the 4th person
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Old 05-12-2010, 09:11 AM   #43
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I guarantee GM will have enough tools on that damn Harley to lower a bike.
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Old 05-12-2010, 11:55 AM   #44
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wow, talk about a thread derailment
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Old 05-12-2010, 12:00 PM   #45
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Well, let me know and I'll bring tools to the rally. Also, my buddy is Soupy from Soupy's Performance-we once Eiffel Towered a girl- and I'm sure that I can get you a good deal. First we should determine if there is a ride height adjustment on that bike, maybe we can get 1/2'' without using parts. Some stock links even come with two sets of holes...
I've met Soupy. Nice turbo Busa he got.
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Old 05-12-2010, 01:11 PM   #46
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Seems like people are thinking I want the bike lowered now. I don't feel like the bike needs to be lowered with the stock seat. But if I were to put on a different seat that is higher, it will need to be lowered. I'm trying to avoid going that route, though.
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Old 05-12-2010, 02:27 PM   #47
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Seeing as I hate spending money on anything, why dont you give it a little while before to see how you adjust before forking the cash out on a seat if you dont absolutely need it. You may find after some more miles that your butt has adjusted and you dont mind the height.
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Old 05-12-2010, 02:42 PM   #48
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You could shave down the stock seat and put in some gel padding to bring the seat height back to stock height then recover with either the stock cover or a custom cover.
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Old 05-12-2010, 02:47 PM   #49
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I've met Soupy. Nice turbo Busa he got.
I hope you didn't shake his hand.
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Old 05-12-2010, 03:02 PM   #50
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I guarantee GM will have enough tools on that damn Harley to lower a bike.
It could be possible!

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You could shave down the stock seat and put in some gel padding to bring the seat height back to stock height then recover with either the stock cover or a custom cover.
That is what I tried to say. Scott at badassbikeseats can do that.
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