I can hear you sexing...

Kaneman · 12-19-2009, 12:14 PM

So we're having a nice family dinner yesterday, eating some BBQ Chicken legs, and watching a lil' TV. Someone on the TV said something about sex, and my 6 year old caught it (of course). So he says, "eewww that's gross." My wife tells him "you don't know anything about that!" and he says, "Uh huh, I hear you and Josh sexing all the time and I just roll over and put my pillow over my head and try to go back to sleep."

Wow. I thought my wife's face was actually going to explode, she was so red. I was a bit speechless myself but came back with the brilliant, "No buddy, that's just me giving Mommy a massage cause she works so hard during the day, I have to make her muscles feel better."

That lil' lie detecting bastard wasn't having that though, he laughs and says "Nah Uh, I know what it is" while pointing his dirty finger at me. Damn. Well I told him not to knock it because that's how he came into the world.

So ahh...I guess we'll try to keep it down a little bit going forward.

the chi · 12-19-2009, 12:16 PM

Wow!

Well, you must be doing something right then!

Fleck750 · 12-19-2009, 12:18 PM

Children as birth control. LOL

azoomm · 12-19-2009, 12:21 PM

:Rofl:

tommymac · 12-19-2009, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by The Chi

Wow!

Well, you must be doing something right then!

nah shes faking it

Tom

Rangerscott · 12-19-2009, 02:31 PM

Kane. Are you a hammy?

2. hammy

A person or thing is defined as a 'Hammy' when they possess a large genitalia.

"I slept with this guy last night and he was definitely a Hammy, I'm still acheing this morning!

Kaneman · 12-19-2009, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Kane. Are you a hammy?

2. hammy

A person or thing is defined as a 'Hammy' when they possess a large genitalia.

"I slept with this guy last night and he was definitely a Hammy, I'm still acheing this morning!

Why yes I am, thanks for asking.

Dave · 12-19-2009, 05:35 PM

eff em be as loud as you like

marko138 · 12-19-2009, 06:27 PM

The boy owned you.

Trip · 12-19-2009, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Kane. Are you a hammy?

2. hammy

A person or thing is defined as a 'Hammy' when they possess a large genitalia.

"I slept with this guy last night and he was definitely a Hammy, I'm still acheing this morning!

why in the fuck would you want to ask another guy if he is a hammy? GAAAAAAYYYYYY!

12-19-2009, 12:14 PM	#1
Kaneman AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Odessa, TX Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird Posts: 4,931	I can hear you sexing... So we're having a nice family dinner yesterday, eating some BBQ Chicken legs, and watching a lil' TV. Someone on the TV said something about sex, and my 6 year old caught it (of course). So he says, "eewww that's gross." My wife tells him "you don't know anything about that!" and he says, "Uh huh, I hear you and Josh sexing all the time and I just roll over and put my pillow over my head and try to go back to sleep." Wow. I thought my wife's face was actually going to explode, she was so red. I was a bit speechless myself but came back with the brilliant, "No buddy, that's just me giving Mommy a massage cause she works so hard during the day, I have to make her muscles feel better." That lil' lie detecting bastard wasn't having that though, he laughs and says "Nah Uh, I know what it is" while pointing his dirty finger at me. Damn. Well I told him not to knock it because that's how he came into the world. So ahh...I guess we'll try to keep it down a little bit going forward. __________________ 1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird

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Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	Kane. Are you a hammy? 2. hammy A person or thing is defined as a 'Hammy' when they possess a large genitalia. "I slept with this guy last night and he was definitely a Hammy, I'm still acheing this morning!