Ah, customer service - Page 2

Rider · 07-24-2009, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

It's amazing isn't it?

Yep.

fasternyou929 · 07-24-2009, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

Ummm... me and my sister are 11 days apart... "Papa was a rolling stone, wherever he laid his hat was his home..."

And if you told anybody that, it should at least ellicit an eyebrow raise.

Amber Lamps · 07-24-2009, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by fasternyou929

And if you told anybody that, it should at least ellicit an eyebrow raise.

True!

julie j · 07-24-2009, 07:03 PM

My mom was recently on a cruise and was telling me some of the questions people ask.

Does the boat makes it’s own electricity?

Do they use satellite or cable?

askmrjesus · 07-24-2009, 07:08 PM

On a dive boat in Honduras:

Tourist: Is this island here year round?

Me: No, we tow it to a big hanger during the rainy season, so it doesn't get wet.

JC

Amorok · 07-24-2009, 09:23 PM

I have to wear sunglasses all the time because of my eyes. The other day I drove up to someone's house and the first thing they said was "Hey, are you blind?" I said "Yep, sure am." The guy asked me "So how do you drive?" I told him I just steer away from the screams.

HRCNICK11 · 07-25-2009, 09:50 PM

I had a job as a copier repair man. Copy machines have this thing called a bypass tray, its where you put in just a few sheets of special paper or over head projector sheets. Because you would not put paper there if you did not want to use that paper most machines will automatically take that sheet if there is one in the bypass.

The bypass will also pull in a bag of doritoes if they are set on the bypass area. I had this happen and after fixing it I told the office manager I would need a signature because the call was billable. I explained why and she said to me with a completely straight face, "It could not have been one of our staff they are not allowed to eat anywhere but the break room." I waited a few seconds and she said "what am I thinking you did not bring in a bag with you". I can not tell you how glad I was that she figured that out cause if I would have had to explain it to her there mght have been trouble.

karl_1052 · 07-26-2009, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

Ummm... me and my sister are 11 days apart... "Papa was a rolling stone, wherever he laid his hat was his home..."

Damn it!
I have had that song in my head since I read this!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amorok

I have to wear sunglasses all the time because of my eyes. The other day I drove up to someone's house and the first thing they said was "Hey, are you blind?" I said "Yep, sure am." The guy asked me "So how do you drive?" I told him I just steer away from the screams.

Smittie61984 · 07-26-2009, 12:50 PM

When I flag traffic I'll have people come to complete stop when it's on the "slow" side. Or they'll be stopped and I'll flip it to "slow". They'll point to the sign and look at me going "Do I go" or similar. I use to point to them to go but now I just stand there until they figure it out.

07-24-2009, 07:08 PM	#15
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	On a dive boat in Honduras: Tourist: Is this island here year round? Me: No, we tow it to a big hanger during the rainy season, so it doesn't get wet. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me. Last edited by askmrjesus; 07-24-2009 at 07:13 PM..

07-24-2009, 09:23 PM	#16
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	I have to wear sunglasses all the time because of my eyes. The other day I drove up to someone's house and the first thing they said was "Hey, are you blind?" I said "Yep, sure am." The guy asked me "So how do you drive?" I told him I just steer away from the screams. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

07-26-2009, 12:50 PM	#19
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	When I flag traffic I'll have people come to complete stop when it's on the "slow" side. Or they'll be stopped and I'll flip it to "slow". They'll point to the sign and look at me going "Do I go" or similar. I use to point to them to go but now I just stand there until they figure it out. __________________ lifts - R.I.P.

07-24-2009, 07:03 PM	#14
julie j WERA Yellow Plate Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Lynnwood, WA Moto: F650GS & XT250 Posts: 666	My mom was recently on a cruise and was telling me some of the questions people ask. Does the boat makes it’s own electricity? Do they use satellite or cable?

07-25-2009, 09:50 PM	#17
HRCNICK11 Canyon Carver Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 429	I had a job as a copier repair man. Copy machines have this thing called a bypass tray, its where you put in just a few sheets of special paper or over head projector sheets. Because you would not put paper there if you did not want to use that paper most machines will automatically take that sheet if there is one in the bypass. The bypass will also pull in a bag of doritoes if they are set on the bypass area. I had this happen and after fixing it I told the office manager I would need a signature because the call was billable. I explained why and she said to me with a completely straight face, "It could not have been one of our staff they are not allowed to eat anywhere but the break room." I waited a few seconds and she said "what am I thinking you did not bring in a bag with you". I can not tell you how glad I was that she figured that out cause if I would have had to explain it to her there mght have been trouble.