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Old 06-15-2009, 04:20 PM   #41
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Preventing my wife from having children is my way of "going green."

Noble intentions, I assure you.



Seriously keep us posted on the all the divorce stuff.
Just do me a favor, when it gets messy post up the good pics of her.
Nothing says revenge like your shower pics coming up first on a piratebay search.
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Old 06-15-2009, 04:21 PM   #42
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Doubt it.

They's po'.

Based on history, I'd think she'd beat or bite the Dr. into submission.


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Just do me a favor, when it gets messy post up the good pics of her.
Nothing says revenge like your shower pics coming up first on a piratebay search.
What's piratebay?
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Old 06-15-2009, 04:22 PM   #43
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Seriously Triple

Stop being a pussy and be a man.
Dip your balls in molten zinc.

Vasectomy is for fuckheads who listen to Dreamtheater, Jazz fusion and drink at starbucks.
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Old 06-15-2009, 04:24 PM   #44
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This is my line of thinking as well. Even if it IS an out of pocket expense, it will still cost a hell of a lot less than raising a kid...

My wife wants kids, I don't.
Your not going to find a doctor who will do it anyway, as you have no kids and your wife isnt on board with it. I looked into it before, im glad I didnt get it done, it was a bad time in my life when i thought i would be better off without ever having kids.

But ya, forget it, at least till your mid thirties, a doctor isnt going to do it. Especially not behind your wifes back.
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Old 06-15-2009, 04:26 PM   #45
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Your not going to find a doctor who will do it anyway, as you have no kids and your wife isnt on board with it. I looked into it before, im glad I didnt get it done, it was a bad time in my life when i thought i would be better off without ever having kids.

But ya, forget it, at least till your mid thirties, a doctor isnt going to do it. Especially not behind your wifes back.
Hey Triple, take a drive up to my house and I'll do it with our garden snips for $250.
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Old 06-15-2009, 04:38 PM   #46
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I am with tigger, get it done, don't tell her. You get more action that way with her thinking there is some potency to your pants army. I forget who I was talking to, but they said his wife lost interest when she knew kids were off the table. If she starts up with the kids thing and wants to get tested for why you arent having kids when she starts to want to try to have em, don't lie to her. Just tell her you had it done and you told her from the beginning that you didn't want kids.

No matter what, if she wants kids and you don't, I think the marriage will end badly or with you having to sacrifice your principles and have a kid. I know for sure she won't wake up one day and say "hey, I don't want kids anymore."
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Old 06-15-2009, 04:41 PM   #47
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oh, and this time i agree with you 100% triple, she knew you didnt want kids, and now she's trying to change you, i dont blame you for trying to prevent it.

but i still dont think a doc will do it.
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Old 06-15-2009, 04:42 PM   #48
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but i still dont think a doc will do it.
A doc will do it in the states no problem. I know of a issue that led to divorce because of this same situation where the husband did it behind his wife's back.

"suprise! we are pregnant" took on a whole knew meaning for that guy
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Old 06-15-2009, 04:44 PM   #49
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I think we've all heard the stories of the guy who was fixed, didnt tell the chick and she tried to blame it on him when she got pregnant. Im not in any way saying dont do it, sometimes I wish I could talk my hubby into to, Im just advocating being up front.

Trip, nice game man, I know A would hang you up by the balls if you tried that...
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Old 06-15-2009, 04:45 PM   #50
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Trip, nice game man, I know A would hang you up by the balls if you tried that...
I want kids more than she does, so this isn't an issue for us.
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