What Kind Of Cologne Do you Wear?

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Amorok

What's the green bottle with the gold leaf on it?

Jaegermeister?

JC

[No Worries]

Originally Posted by Librarian

...Which takes me to my favorite rant about stinky stuff: patchouli. Now here is a combination of stinky things that are the favorite of the Earth Mothers and the shoeless types everywhere. What they don't know is the history of patchouli: it was originally sprinkled liberally on carpets prior to rolling them up and putting them on the camels to be carried from Persia (Iran) to Western Europe. Why? Because patchouli is natural mothballs. When these carpets arrived in the homes of the wealthy and powerful the smell couldn't be removed, and eventually the idea that this smell was of mothballs was forgotten and the smell became associated with wealth. So here are the hippies wearing mothball scent so that they can pretend to be wealthy.

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

...And the patchouli is to cover the smell of the pot.

In the late 60's, I would wear patchouli because it smelled like Persian hashish. In the 70's, it was the sweet smell of Castrol two-stroke fumes on all my clothes. Now it's just high-octane fumes.

[Corey]

It was Obsession Night, but it's almost gone and I don't think they make it anymore. After it's gone I may have to run through the obstacle course at Macy's and try to find something new without being douched with awful samples.

[Mr Lefty]

Originally Posted by Corey

It was Obsession Night, but it's almost gone and I don't think they make it anymore. After it's gone I may have to run through the obstacle course at Macy's and try to find something new without being douched with awful samples.

and you get to see all the girls that work there... well... under the 15lbs of makup I hope they're girls

[Corey]

Originally Posted by Ebbs15

and you get to see all the girls that work there... well... under the 15lbs of makup I hope they're girls

I feel sorry for them. The one I go to is filled with older ladies dressed up in that supposed-to-be-professional-but-it's-still-just-a-jacket-with-huge-shoulder-pads generic outfit with two departments worth of makeup and a daily marinade of awful perfume seeping into their leathery over tanned suitcase skin. And you can tell the moderately hot ones who work over in makeup look down their noses at these battle axes because they throw some nasty looks their way whenever some lady trying to get some new perfume to go with the fuck ton of overpriced makeup asks them to point them in the direction of the perfume counter.

But they can at least hold their heads up high that they're not the completely embittered hatchet wounds that operate the watch counter. Talk about bitter fucking people. Perhaps it's having to pull out ten of the same style watch so that Captain Arm Fat can tell if the Fossil watch looks dignified, or if it just squeezes the lard between the links.

the stories in my head are probably better than their real lives

[buzzcutt2]

Escape...by Calvin Klein

[Flexin]

I don't wear any and I'm not having any problem with the ladies.

James

[Archren]

Acqua di Gio is yummy. On men especially.. the women's version is nice too.

Lately I've been using Provocative Woman by Elizabeth Arden.. I also like J'adore by Christian Dior and Lovely by Sarah Jessica Parker.

[Antwanny]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

old spice.

It has a ship on the bottle, and everybody knows women love guys with boats.

Jc

high fucking five jesus!
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Bald pussy live

[Dave]

gasoline, by sunoco