Stuff White People Like

[ceo012384]

This shit had me fucking ROLLING.

Full List of Stuff White People Like

[JoJoYZF]

Haha, thats good shit. Main two that stood out are coffee and having 2 last names since I hate coffee and have two first names.

[Trip]

* #107 Self Aware Hip Hop References - I hate rap
* #106 Facebook - It's ok, I just use it for messaging, don't care about all that apps shit
* #105 Unpaid Internships - fuck you, I work for money
* #104 Girls with Bangs - if she has nice tits and ass who cares about her hair
* #103 Sweaters - fuck you, I hate sweaters
* #102 Children’s Games as Adults - Depends on what it is and if I am drunk
* #101 Being Offended - fuck you
* #100 Bumper Stickers - never had one on anything
* #99 Grammar - just because you like being a dumbass, doesn't mean we all do
* #98 The Ivy League - Fuck the ivy league
* #97 Scarves - what?
* #96 New Balance Shoes - they are comfortable
* #95 Rugby - ghey
* #94 Free Healthcare - fuck that, free healthcare is ghey and costs me money
* #93 Music Piracy- arrr
* #92 Book Deals - ghey
* #91 San Francisco- really fuckin samwell ghey
* #90 Dinner Parties - ghey
* #89 St. Patrick’s Day - how can you not like drinking to leprechauns
* #88 Having Gay Friends - fuck that fags
* #87 Outdoor Performance Clothes - what?
* #86 Shorts - shorts are ok
* #85 The Wire - what?
* #84 T-Shirts - t-shirts own
* #83 Bad Memories of High School - high school sucks
* #82 Hating Corporations - capitalism pwnz
* #81 Graduate School - getting educated is apparently bad to some people???
* #80 The Idea of Soccer - Soccer sucks faggy french balls
* #79 Modern Furniture - furniture for me is those fold up lawn chairs
* #78 Multilingual Children - fuck kids and their speaking languages I don't understand
* #77 Musical Comedy - ghey
* #76 Bottles of Water - water pwnz
* #75 Threatening to Move to Canada - fuck canyada
* #74 Oscar Parties - oscars suck cock
* #73 Gentrification - this sounds stupid and related to dipshit old people
* #72 Study Abroad - another bash on education?
* #71 Being the only white person around - huh? I hate people in general.
* #70 Difficult Breakups - breakups, what's that, I just don't talk to people anymore
* #69 Mos Def - ghey
* #68 Michel Gondry - who?
* #67 Standing Still at Concerts - fuck you, body surf bitch
* #66 Divorce - divorce makes men lose half their shit, i hate it
* #65 Co-Ed Sports - boobs
* #64 Recycling - fuck recycling, GREEN TEAM!!!
* #63 Expensive Sandwiches - sandwiches are the shit
* #62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People - kill poor people or make them serve me shit and clean up after me
* #61 Bicycles - fuck that I am lazy
* #60 Toyota Prius - fuck the prius
* #59 Natural Medicine - i like what works and makes me feel better if it is artificial so be it
* #58 Japan - fuck the japs, except their motorcycles
* #57 Juno - fuck juno and her bastard child
* #56 Lawyers - lawyers fucking suck
* #55 Apologies - fuck you
* #54 Kitchen Gadgets - when in the hands of a woman making me a pie
* #53 Dogs - take em or leave em, I don't or need a pet
* #52 Sarah Silverman - fuck her that stupid bitch
* #51 Living by the Water - lake lots own
* #50 Irony - shut up
* #49 Vintage - fuck that
* #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops - too expensive
* #47 Arts Degrees - fuck that, arts degree = poor
* #46 The Sunday New York Times - fuck the new york times
* #45 Asian Fusion Food - what?
* #44 Public Radio - fuck radio
* #43 Plays - fuck plays
* #42 Sushi - fuck sushi
* #41 Indie Music - fuck indie music
* #40 Apple Products - fuck apple
* #39 Netflix - good for burning dvds
* #38 Arrested Development - fuck that
* #37 Renovations - only when something needs it
* #36 Breakfast Places - fuck breakfast
* #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report - fuck the daily show, colbert is cool
* #34 Architecture - fuck that
* #33 Marijuana - i can't smoke it because of work, make it legal and tax the shit out of it
* #32 Vegan/Vegetarianism - EAT BEEF AND CHICKEN AND MEAT IN GENERAL!!!
* #31 Snowboarding - it's fun
* #30 Wrigley Field - Cubs suck
* #29 80s Night - fuck the 80's they sucked
* #28 Not having a TV - Dishnet pwnz
* #27 Marathons - fuck that, I can't run 2 feet
* #26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!) - fuck all of new york
* #25 David Sedaris - who?
* #24 Wine - wine is ghey
* #23 Microbreweries - beer is good
* #22 Having Two Last Names - fuck that
* #21 Writers Workshops - fuck that
* #20 Being an expert on YOUR culture - more education bashing...
* #19 Traveling - staying at home is boring
* #18 Awareness - i hate you
* #17 Hating their Parents - no I just hate you
* #16 Gifted Children - you are a dipshit
* #15 Yoga - yoda is cool, yoga is ghey
* #14 Having Black Friends - are you racist?
* #13 Tea - no thank you
* #12 Non-Profit Organizations - I am for profit
* #11 Asian Girls - purple pooter is not my thing, but if she is hawt it's good
* #10 Wes Anderson Movies - who?
* #9 Making you feel bad about not going outside - I'm lazy
* #8 Barack Obama - fuck obama
* #7 Diversity - fuck diversity
* #6 Organic Food - fuck organic food
* #5 Farmer’s Markets - fuck the farmers
* #4 Assists - fuck you and your welfare bullshit
* #3 Film Festivals - ghey
* #2 Religions their parents don’t belong to - dumbass
* #1 Coffee - I hate coffee

[JoJoYZF]

Thats dedication to go through every single one trip.

[ceo012384]

Originally Posted by Trip

* #95 Rugby - ghey

If we ever meet, I am going to rugby tackle you


(I played for 6 years until a shoulder injury)

[Trip]

Originally Posted by ceo012384

If we ever meet, I am going to rugby tackle you


(I played for 6 years until a shoulder injury)

I will smack you with my lacrosse stick or beam you with the solid rubber ball.

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by ceo012384

If we ever meet, I am going to rugby tackle you


(I played for 6 years until a shoulder injury)

Originally Posted by Trip

I will smack you with my lacrosse stick or beam you with the solid rubber ball.

I'll shoot both of you with my gun and run over your dead bodies with my truck. Homoz.

[ninja_girl1]

OMG! Trip, I salute you because I agree with your Fuck You attitude on the majority of this stuff! And yeah, your dedication is commendable! ;-)

[Mrs. Colleen]

What Mrs. Colleen cares most about from the list (because you know you all care and I am bored!)...

* #103 Sweaters - I love sweaters
* #102 Children’s Games as Adults - Fun
* #100 Bumper Stickers - Only on my Civic and only on the windows
* #97 Scarves - I LOVE scarves.
* #86 Shorts - I live in CA.
* #84 T-Shirts - Almost everyday
* #57 Juno - Good
* #51 Living by the Water - Never want to be far from the ocean
* #42 Sushi - Mmmmmmmm
* #38 Arrested Development - Loved it
* #29 80s Night - Never been...but I love awful 80's music
* #24 Wine - Mmmmmmm
* #23 Microbreweries - Mmmmmmm
* #19 Traveling - Love travel...hate airplanes and tourists
* #5 Farmer’s Markets - Mmmmmm fresh food!
* #1 Coffee - My life support

[marko138]

Doesn't do much for me. Trip's interpretation, however, was hilarious.