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Old 06-15-2009, 05:51 PM   #1
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Default A few reasons not to live in Chico...

“Male … ran across the property naked. Tenants … witnessed this happen. The subject had a cup on and approached neighboring apartments. The neighbors threw beer at him, which made him drop his cup and leave.”

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Old 06-15-2009, 05:58 PM   #2
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Chico does suck, along with pretty much everything else in the Central Valley
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Old 06-15-2009, 06:13 PM   #3
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Old 06-15-2009, 06:18 PM   #4
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Saturday: 11:40 p.m.
“Reporting party calling back. Highly upset that we have not responded yet. Is waiting outside to protect his property from subjects. At least 100 subjects. Subjects are coming over to reporting party’s yard to urinate. He is threatening to take a club to them if we do not respond quickly.”
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Old 06-16-2009, 02:55 PM   #5
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Old 06-22-2009, 10:12 AM   #6
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Home of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and Chico State University which has been voted the biggest party school.
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