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03-21-2008, 05:21 AM
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Legend in his own mind
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: MA
Moto: CBR
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I met a great woman at the bar...
As most of you know I am 30 years old. I went out to the bar last week and began to strike up a conversation with a woman who was 57. She kept flirting and buying my drinks. Before you know it I was drunk off my ass and found myself saying yes when she invited me back to her place after last call was shouted by the bartender. On the drive to her house she asked me if I have ever had the "Sportsman's Double"??? I let her know that I had no idea what the heck that was. She let me know that it is a ""Mother/Daughter"" threesome... I nearly shit myself when I herad her say this. I was a little nervous when we showed up at her house... she walked in and poured me a rum and coke (my favorite drink) and figured damn this may be one of the best nights of my frickin life.. the woman starts to get undressed in the living room and I can feel that I am starting to get a little "excited" down there... I then ask her about what she said about the sportsman's double and she said ... Oh yeah ..she yelled upstairs "Hey MA, you still up...get down here...and it's ok you can leave your teeth out."
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03-21-2008, 06:10 AM
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Moto GP Star
Join Date: Mar 2008
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03-21-2008, 07:17 AM
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Clit Commander
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Las Vegas
Moto: 2012 Ducati 1199 Panigale S
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Either way, I would refer to you as Sportsman from now on. Sounds like it's from a movie I saw or a joke I already heard.
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03-21-2008, 08:38 AM
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Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
Posts: 23,268
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 nice one tater.
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03-21-2008, 09:19 AM
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Wrap Yo Ass in Fiberglass
Join Date: Feb 2008
Moto: Feet
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03-21-2008, 09:24 AM
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Been Around the Block
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Carbondale, IL
Moto: '02 ZX6R w/ 110hp @ wheel
Posts: 79
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Id leave my teeth out for ya...
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03-21-2008, 10:28 AM
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Queen Bee
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: PA
Moto: 2003 R6
Posts: 418
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03-21-2008, 11:04 AM
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Clit Commander
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Las Vegas
Moto: 2012 Ducati 1199 Panigale S
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03-21-2008, 11:42 AM
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White Trash Hero
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: NW Arkansas
Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition
Posts: 4,895
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Go granny go!!
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03-21-2008, 12:17 PM
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Letzroll
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Lake Norman area, NC
Moto: 07 Red R1 & 07 Blue R6
Posts: 5,265
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Sounds like my luck.
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