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Old 01-29-2009, 11:18 AM   #71
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That's right buddy, I'm sacrificing my health for your safety. Hell, if I live in your complex and it's warm then I'm outside enough that it's like having a free armed security guard. So fuck raising the cigarete tax, huh?
Careful Amorok.

Smittie is one of those guys that holds stop signs at road construction sites.

They're just like Ninjas, only in orange.

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Old 01-29-2009, 10:54 PM   #72
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That's right buddy, I'm sacrificing my health for your safety. Hell, if I live in your complex and it's warm then I'm outside enough that it's like having a free armed security guard. So fuck raising the cigarete tax, huh?
Security Gaurd? Even if you managed to get to the person you'd be too out of breath to do anything. You guys just report. But thanks for your hard work and sacrifice.

For the record I am against those Cigarette or other vice taxes. No reason for the government to try and punish people for doing whatever it is they want to do. I think smoking cigarettes is a dumb habit to have. Infact I have more respect for someone who smokes pot. They atleast get high. But it's not my business to prevent people from slowly killing themselves.

Now expecting the taxpayers to pay for your lung cancer treatment. Tough break bro, that ain't right.
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Old 01-29-2009, 10:56 PM   #73
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Careful Amorok.

Smittie is one of those guys that holds stop signs at road construction sites.

They're just like Ninjas, only in orange.

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Security Gaurd? Even if you managed to get to the person you'd be too out of breath to do anything. You guys just report. But thanks for your hard work and sacrifice.
you'd be surprised how slow a human is compared to a carefully aimed rock
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You were?

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Old 01-30-2009, 09:16 PM   #76
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you'd be surprised how slow a human is compared to a carefully aimed rock
I'd rather smoke it.
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:37 PM   #77
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