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Sham WOW
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: ATX
Moto: 2007 Ducati 1098
Posts: 2,741
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...or vagina?
![]() Vodka vs. Vagina 1.Vodka is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to Vodka 2.Warm Vodka doesnt taste as well as cold. One point to VAGINA 3.Really cold Vodka is satisfying. One point to Vodka 4. If after taking a swig of Vodka you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. Ten Shots in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 6. If you have a lot of Vodka in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 7. If a cop stops you and you smell of Vodka you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you some Vodka. One point to VAGINA 8. You normally don't find old Vodka. One point to Vodka 9. Too much Vodka and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA 10. Ripping off a Vodka label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA 11. In most countries there's a tax on Alcohol. One point to VAGINA 12. If you have another shot, the first one never gets pissed off. One point to Vodka 13. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle. One point to Vodka 14. If you shake your Vodka it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. One point to Vodka 15. With Vodka you always have choice. One point to Vodka 16. You always know how much money Vodka is going to cost you. One point to Vodka 17. Vodka doesn't have a mother One point to Vodka FINAL SCORE: Vodka 10, VAGINA: 7 That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: VAGINA!! (I mean, c'mon... what's fair in a world where VAGINA RUNS EVERYTHING!!) ![]()
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White Trash Hero
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: NW Arkansas
Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition
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Props...Thats funny! Of course all things in moderation. And who says you can't have both?
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Much better off!!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Hollyweird, FL
Moto: 05 1Krr
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one usually leads to the other and vice versa
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
Posts: 6,481
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Drink up and screw! JC
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Moto GP Star
Join Date: Feb 2008
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18. Vodka is cheap.
1 point Vodka 19. Vodka wont cheat on you 1 point Vodka 20. Vodka never has an odor 1 point Vodka 21. Vondka wont give you STD's 1 point Vodka see where I 'm going...... ? |
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Europhile
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: SoCal
Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure
Posts: 1,875
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What if you were to pour vodka on vagina?
Then you'd get commie pussy!!!
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Yuppie Prick
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 223
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hmm... pretty sure in some deep dark corner of the net there is a bottle of vodka hiding within a vagina.
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Moto GP Star
Join Date: Feb 2008
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White Trash Hero
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: NW Arkansas
Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition
Posts: 4,895
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Is that a commandment?!?!? I think I have had a visionary revelation!
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667:Neighbor of the Beast
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Everett WA
Moto: VTR1000, SV650, FZR400, CRF150
Posts: 1,403
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I've never had Vodka before. Is that a point for or against it?
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