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Old 06-08-2009, 06:25 PM   #1
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Default I Just Went on a Rampage...

...killing hornets and wasps. Fuckers. I pressure washed our front porch this weekend and my wife put a fresh coat of water seal on it. We were moving the furniture from the garage back to the porch and while I was moving one end of the porch glider a hornet got me on my right leg. Not 15 seconds later as we were setting it down the fucker came back and nailed me on top of my left foot. I started jumping and cursing and went off to the garage and grabbed the 2 cans of hornet spray.

Holding one in each hand I started dousing the little bastards Bruce Willis 'Die Hard' style. Lisa was laughing at me because she said I had my "angry face on". After killing 5-6 of them I looked over at my neighbor's house and saw a few over there. The grandfather was sitting on the porch and I asked him if he would mind if I killed their wasps for them. After draining both cans on everything that was small and flying around our two yards I feel slightly better, but I'm still not satisifed.

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Old 06-08-2009, 06:33 PM   #2
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...killing hornets and wasps. Fuckers. I pressure washed our front porch this weekend and my wife put a fresh coat of water seal on it. We were moving the furniture from the garage back to the porch and while I was moving one end of the rocking bench a hornet got me on my right leg. Not 15 seconds later as we were setting it down the fucker came back and nailed me on top of my left foot. I started jumping and cursing and went off to the garage and grabbed the 2 cans of hornet spray.

Holding one in each hand I started dousing the little bastards Bruce Willis 'Die Hard' style. Lisa was laughing at me because she said I had my "angry face on". After killing 5-6 of them I looked over at my neighbor's house and saw a few over there. The grandfather was sitting on the porch and I asked him if he would mind if I killed their wasps for them. After draining both cans on everything that was small and flying around our two yards I feel slightly better, but I'm still not satisifed.

ONE MAN..... ONE MISSION..... TWO AEROSOL CANS FULL OF LIQUID DEATH!!!

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Old 06-08-2009, 06:39 PM   #3
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Shit's pretty toxic to breathe, and probably stains wood or siding.
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Shit's pretty toxic to breathe, and probably stains wood or siding.
Who gives a shit? Those fuggers have to die at any cost!
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Old 06-09-2009, 10:16 AM   #5
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Who gives a shit? Those fuggers have to die at any cost!
Wasp killers... I heart you all.
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Shit's pretty toxic to breathe, and probably stains wood or siding.
And...???
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It was worth any vapors I may have inhaled. Little bastards. As far as staining, it's never stained the siding before.
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but I'm still not satisifed.
Great, come to my house, I'm sure I have some left.

I just got a hornets nest, and those damn bumblebees keep drilling holes in my deck posts. But they tend to guard the deck, so I use some sandals, and knock they out of the air, and crush them, got about a dozen so far.
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I just got a hornets nest, and those damn bumblebees keep drilling holes in my deck posts.
Those would be carpenter bees.
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