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So my wife's friend is throwing a 40th birthday party for her husband. Both my wife and I were invited, however, we couldn't find a sitter. Since it's her friend, I'm content to stay home and watch our 1 year old. Before she left, she complained about how much she wasn't going to have any fun because I wasn't going to be there. I suggested something she could do to pass the time... she declined. The conversation went something like this:
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Issukangitok
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Biloxi, MS
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Ulu refuses to go anywhere or do anything. So I end up either sitting at home or going by myself. I've learned to have fun on my own.
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Sydney
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Odessa, TX
Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird
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yellow don't corner well
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Kansas City, KS
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she doesn't expect this stuff by now?
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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Get Fit...or Get OUT
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: KS
Moto: 07 M109-R
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If not, why the fuck do you stick around? Just get a divorce and be done with it.... ![]() |
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
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Me: Why not? Red is just a really bright brown anyway.
Her: You're an idiot ![]() JC
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Join Date: Feb 2009
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Waiting for Hello Kitty!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Arizona
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