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Serious Business
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
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If you are snooty when asking for directions you will be provided with the wrong directions.
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Official Thread Killer
Join Date: Nov 2008
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![]() ![]() In Chi used to pick out nOObies on the train and just stare at them... kind of like getting on an elevator straight in and not turning around to face the door. It makes people really uncomfortable.
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Canyon Carver
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Portland, OR
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Also be sure to walk slowly and erraticaly in a line in order to block the entire sidewalk during rush hour. Don't forget to take 15 minutes to place an order for anything while an increasingly angry line stacks up behind you, exponentially increasing your chances for an asskicking. The only way to hail a cab is standing at the back of the sidewalk as close to the building as possible. It's even more effective trying to hail a cab while you're standing 50ft back on the street, and the cab is driving up/down the avenue. Completely block the escalators instead of standing to one side so the non-fatasses can walk up them. Talk loudly on your cellphone while riding the train (LIRR/MTA/NJTransit) Ask me for directions to 5th avenue while we're standing on the corner of 5th and 50th. Get drunk as hell and randomly puke on the hood of my cab while stopped at a light in soho (that cabbie was pissed haha) Have zero ability to understand how the subway turnstiles work. .. Holy crap I have a lot more. Where did all this angst come from. lol |
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SFL Expatriate #2
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Raleigh, NC
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Serious Business
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
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Kneedragger
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Manhattan Beach, CA
Moto: 2004 Aprilia Tuono
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When I lived there I worked caddy-corner to Radio City Music Hall. The sheer volume of Adidas sneakered, wire rim glasses wearing, buzz cut having, huge backpack with belt strap buckled Germans wandering around on the street was enough to make you insane.
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Bored
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Sumter, SC
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I like this thread.
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I hate it when people decide to plant their fat asses on the escalator
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: ATX
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