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Old 11-25-2008, 12:42 AM   #1
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Default Anybody ever try the Naked Man?

If you don't watch "How I Met Your Mother," you don't know what I'm talking about. But it's a "move" (a lame one) where you find a reason to get inside the girl's place, then when she's out of the room, you just strip down. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if OSP has tried it before. If you've tried it, how did it work?
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Old 11-25-2008, 12:46 AM   #2
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thats hilarious-id have to plan on doin that, because id want to shave a money sign into my pubes and shave my chest and abs into the shape of a giant arrow pointing down

i just convinced myself to do it
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Old 11-25-2008, 01:26 AM   #3
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If you don't watch "How I Met Your Mother," you don't know what I'm talking about. But it's a "move" (a lame one) where you find a reason to get inside the girl's place, then when she's out of the room, you just strip down. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if OSP has tried it before. If you've tried it, how did it work?
Heh, it's actually one of my signature moves... sorta.

I've been known to just get naked when I feel as though something's bout to happen... I mean, why fuck around? It's all or nothin' with me... I've only ever done it when sleeping in the same bed... or room... is eminent...

In the dozen or so times I've done it, only one ended in a catastrophic failure and that wasn't even that bad... Just some screaming and things being thrown... bitches with their mixed signals...

It's failed to get me laid a few times, but that was the only time that no sexual contact was in the cards.

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thats hilarious-id have to plan on doin that, because id want to shave a money sign into my pubes and shave my chest and abs into the shape of a giant arrow pointing down

i just convinced myself to do it
Sorta makes me wish I had body hair...
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Old 11-25-2008, 08:38 AM   #4
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I've had someone answer the door naked when I got to his house. Does that count?
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Old 11-25-2008, 08:56 AM   #5
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I've had someone answer the door naked when I got to his house. Does that count?
If it worked, then yes, it counts.

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Old 11-25-2008, 09:13 AM   #6
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The last time I tried the Naked Man, I got arrested.
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Old 11-27-2008, 11:13 PM   #7
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Heh, it's actually one of my signature moves... sorta.

I've been known to just get naked when I feel as though something's bout to happen... I mean, why fuck around? It's all or nothin' with me... I've only ever done it when sleeping in the same bed... or room... is eminent...

In the dozen or so times I've done it, only one ended in a catastrophic failure and that wasn't even that bad... Just some screaming and things being thrown... bitches with their mixed signals...

It's failed to get me laid a few times, but that was the only time that no sexual contact was in the cards.

Sorta makes me wish I had body hair...

Shit... just remembered another catastrophic failure... The time I got naked while the chick was downstairs in the bathroom... Not sure exactly how it happened, but I fell over my tablesaw and down the stairs... That was ugly and I most certainly didn't get laid...
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Old 11-28-2008, 09:10 AM   #8
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I just remembered an event similar to naked man. This girl I knew who was kind of my best friend and we benefited from each other now and then but sometimes more than others. Basically it was some fucked up shit. Anyways I had known her for about 2 years and one night we had a drunken night of passionless pasion. She and I decided we wanted a pizza but it was 5am or so we had to put a frozen pizza in the oven. I go upstairs naked and put the pizza in not thinking that other people where home.

A few minutes later her mom walks into the kitchen. I said "Just making a pizza". She just shook her head and walked away. So no I didn't get lucky with that trick.
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Old 11-28-2008, 09:30 AM   #9
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Old 11-28-2008, 10:35 AM   #10
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I just remembered an event similar to naked man. This girl I knew who was kind of my best friend and we benefited from each other now and then but sometimes more than others. Basically it was some fucked up shit. Anyways I had known her for about 2 years and one night we had a drunken night of passionless pasion. She and I decided we wanted a pizza but it was 5am or so we had to put a frozen pizza in the oven. I go upstairs naked and put the pizza in not thinking that other people where home.

A few minutes later her mom walks into the kitchen. I said "Just making a pizza". She just shook her head and walked away. So no I didn't get lucky with that trick.
Should have nailed the mom while your pizza was cooking.
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