Rules for female passengers

Rider · 10-03-2008, 09:29 AM

Rules for female passengers.......

1. If you have no bike but just happen to have your own helmet in your car we know you're playing us for a ride.

2. If you're going to go for a ride, go with the nicest bike, he's the one who is least likely to crash and kill you. If he has a nice bike he's probably been ridding a while. If you go with a tool who has a 86 ninja 250 we are all going to laugh at you. Plus use your head if his bike looks broke then so is he DUHHH!

3. If the bike is a "Stunt bike" or rashed up all over reconsider there is a reason its rashed up.

4. If you're FAT! Save yourself some embarrassment and save us the aggravation of trying to tell you no with out saying cuz "YOU'RE FAT BITCH!!!! We can only be sooo nice. Use your head.

5. If your friend is ugly or FAT (See rule 4) it is not my responsibility to get someone to take her.

6. If you have on a skirt then YES!!! We have to go first. No one else knows how to get where we are going(Right guys?)

7. Showing your nice tits will get you selected first for a bike ride.

8. STOP!!!!! fucking bashing your Pep-Boys helmet into the back of my $600 custom helmet..thank you!

9. Move back and stick your ass out, you're squishing my nuts.

10. Stop scratching my tank with your fake J-Lo ring set.

11. Yes it is too possible to jerk me off while I'm riding my bike, rubbing gently works too... (Note: This will also ensure you another bike ride anytime).

12. It is customary to pay for motorcycle rides with oral sex. (NOTE: If your skills aren't up to par it is definitely ok to have a girlfriend of yours assist you. Team work is what it's all about.

13. We know when a girl likes the bike and not us. If every time we call it's always the same SHIT, can we go on the bike. NO!!!!.... It's fucking March bitch.

14. Don't lean, this bike has one driver and it's me. So sit there and relax.

15. No you're not going to "GO FLYING RIGHT OFF" (Unless you piss me off then it's a possibility.)

16. Yes I'm going to go fast... stop being a bitch.

17. Yes I just adjusted my mirrors to see your tits.

18. When we stop at a gas station, you are not guaranteed a return trip. Know your role and maybe you get dropped off close to where you were found.

t-homo · 10-03-2008, 09:40 AM

Lol. Nice.

fnfalman · 10-03-2008, 10:45 AM

Ass, grass or cash - nobody rides for free.

z06boy · 10-03-2008, 11:54 AM

Be nice and help clean it up too...remember the "teamwork " part ? Invite some friends.

smileyman · 10-03-2008, 12:20 PM

Hilarious! Of course if you want to steal this riders heart, get your own bike and show me how you can back it in while outbraking me!

Antwanny · 10-03-2008, 12:34 PM

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Mrs. Colleen · 10-03-2008, 07:57 PM

I can usually take a joke (whether it is a women-bashing joke or not) but this one is LAME. Sounds like it was written by a squid IMO.

Don't complain about the quality of women you attract if this is how you are treating them.

Cutty72 · 10-03-2008, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen

I can usually take a joke (whether it is a women-bashing joke or not) but this one is LAME. Sounds like it was written by a squid IMO.

Don't complain about the quality of women you attract if this is how you are treating them.

OH but they are mostly true, depending on your local...

Des Moines was bad for that... all the chicks wanted rides, few new HOW to ride/be a pass, but they all had helmets to wear.

Though there was a group of hotties that always wore helmets, tube tops, mini-skirts/short shorts and flip flops... and yes, the wind while riding does have an affect on that selection of clothing.

None were with the group I rode with, but we saw them go by a time or two, and usually followed for awhile.

marko138 · 10-04-2008, 01:48 AM

I find this to be insanely offensive.

Mr Lefty · 10-04-2008, 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138

I find this to be insanely offensive.

dude... no one watches when your skirt flies up I promise!

10-03-2008, 09:29 AM	#1
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	Rules for female passengers Rules for female passengers....... 1. If you have no bike but just happen to have your own helmet in your car we know you're playing us for a ride. 2. If you're going to go for a ride, go with the nicest bike, he's the one who is least likely to crash and kill you. If he has a nice bike he's probably been ridding a while. If you go with a tool who has a 86 ninja 250 we are all going to laugh at you. Plus use your head if his bike looks broke then so is he DUHHH! 3. If the bike is a "Stunt bike" or rashed up all over reconsider there is a reason its rashed up. 4. If you're FAT! Save yourself some embarrassment and save us the aggravation of trying to tell you no with out saying cuz "YOU'RE FAT BITCH!!!! We can only be sooo nice. Use your head. 5. If your friend is ugly or FAT (See rule 4) it is not my responsibility to get someone to take her. 6. If you have on a skirt then YES!!! We have to go first. No one else knows how to get where we are going(Right guys?) 7. Showing your nice tits will get you selected first for a bike ride. 8. STOP!!!!! fucking bashing your Pep-Boys helmet into the back of my $600 custom helmet..thank you! 9. Move back and stick your ass out, you're squishing my nuts. 10. Stop scratching my tank with your fake J-Lo ring set. 11. Yes it is too possible to jerk me off while I'm riding my bike, rubbing gently works too... (Note: This will also ensure you another bike ride anytime). 12. It is customary to pay for motorcycle rides with oral sex. (NOTE: If your skills aren't up to par it is definitely ok to have a girlfriend of yours assist you. Team work is what it's all about. 13. We know when a girl likes the bike and not us. If every time we call it's always the same SHIT, can we go on the bike. NO!!!!.... It's fucking March bitch. 14. Don't lean, this bike has one driver and it's me. So sit there and relax. 15. No you're not going to "GO FLYING RIGHT OFF" (Unless you piss me off then it's a possibility.) 16. Yes I'm going to go fast... stop being a bitch. 17. Yes I just adjusted my mirrors to see your tits. 18. When we stop at a gas station, you are not guaranteed a return trip. Know your role and maybe you get dropped off close to where you were found.

10-03-2008, 10:45 AM	#3
fnfalman Europhile Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SoCal Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure Posts: 1,875	Ass, grass or cash - nobody rides for free. __________________ *Cogito Ergo Vroom - I think therefore I ride*

10-03-2008, 12:20 PM	#5
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	Hilarious! Of course if you want to steal this riders heart, get your own bike and show me how you can back it in while outbraking me! __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

10-03-2008, 12:34 PM	#6
Antwanny WERA White Plate Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Maryland Posts: 1,047	The lord has spoken now go forth and spread the word to the bitches. ________ Herbalaire ________ tiny tits Webcams Last edited by Antwanny; 04-07-2011 at 07:21 PM..

10-03-2008, 09:40 AM	#2
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	Lol. Nice.

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z06boy Letzroll Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lake Norman area, NC Moto: 07 Red R1 & 07 Blue R6 Posts: 5,265	Be nice and help clean it up too...remember the "teamwork " part ? Invite some friends.