Sweet, sweet bacon...

askmrjesus · 08-19-2010, 04:12 PM

You know how when you make bacon, you have to pour the excess fat into something, like a jar or a tin can?

You know how sometimes when you're hung over, and the lights are low, and you're making bacon, the big jar of honey looks just like the jar you pour your bacon fat into?

You know how sometimes your wife likes to put honey in her tea?

You know how sometimes you forget to tell your wife shit?

Well, it's like that.

JC

OneSickPsycho · 08-19-2010, 04:22 PM

Mmmmm.... Bacon tea...

pauldun170 · 08-19-2010, 04:23 PM

Thats why I save a lot of time and agravation by cooking them in the microwave wrapped in paper towels.

OneSickPsycho · 08-19-2010, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170

Thats why I save a lot of time and agravation by cooking them in the microwave wrapped in paper towels.

Deep fryer FTW...

Never actually done it, but I'm intrigued...

Avatard · 08-19-2010, 05:17 PM

I could always count on AMJ to fill the house with bacon aroma in the morning, when he's visiting. Good man.

Cruzergirl · 08-19-2010, 05:27 PM

HokieDNA01 · 08-19-2010, 05:40 PM

i just make some foil into a bowl then throw it away when it hardens....bacon tea...sounds tasty to me

Avatard · 08-19-2010, 05:53 PM

Few things aren't enhanced by bacon, little lady.

HokieDNA01 · 08-19-2010, 06:06 PM

Oh I know...That is why I was this was available in stores LOL

Particle Man · 08-19-2010, 06:06 PM

Take the bacon grease and add it to Minute Rice in a frying pan. Add some water and cook until the rice is fluffy. Then add salsa and pieces of bacon and some shredded taco cheese.

Cook until the cheese is melted.

Shitty for you but damn tasty and no risk of honey-bacon grease mix.

Mmmmm

Oh and no disposal of said bacon grease needed.

08-19-2010, 04:12 PM	#1
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Sweet, sweet bacon... You know how when you make bacon, you have to pour the excess fat into something, like a jar or a tin can? You know how sometimes when you're hung over, and the lights are low, and you're making bacon, the big jar of honey looks just like the jar you pour your bacon fat into? You know how sometimes your wife likes to put honey in her tea? You know how sometimes you forget to tell your wife shit? Well, it's like that. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me. Last edited by askmrjesus; 08-19-2010 at 10:08 PM..

08-19-2010, 05:17 PM	#5
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	I could always count on AMJ to fill the house with bacon aroma in the morning, when he's visiting. Good man. __________________ Insert free thought here.

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HokieDNA01 WERA White Plate Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Nashville, TN Moto: 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750 Posts: 1,404	i just make some foil into a bowl then throw it away when it hardens....bacon tea...sounds tasty to me __________________ XX>XY 2014 Honda NC700X 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750 2000 Yamaha XT225 2004 Kawasaki EX250 (sold)

08-19-2010, 05:53 PM	#8
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Few things aren't enhanced by bacon, little lady. __________________ Insert free thought here.

08-19-2010, 06:06 PM	#9
HokieDNA01 WERA White Plate Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Nashville, TN Moto: 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750 Posts: 1,404	Oh I know...That is why I was this was available in stores LOL __________________ XX>XY 2014 Honda NC700X 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750 2000 Yamaha XT225 2004 Kawasaki EX250 (sold)

08-19-2010, 04:22 PM	#2
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	Mmmmm.... Bacon tea...

08-19-2010, 05:27 PM	#6
Cruzergirl Its a good day. Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Pace, FL Moto: Victory Kingpin Low Posts: 951

08-19-2010, 06:06 PM	#10
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	Take the bacon grease and add it to Minute Rice in a frying pan. Add some water and cook until the rice is fluffy. Then add salsa and pieces of bacon and some shredded taco cheese. Cook until the cheese is melted. Shitty for you but damn tasty and no risk of honey-bacon grease mix. Mmmmm Oh and no disposal of said bacon grease needed.