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Old 05-15-2009, 02:24 PM   #1
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Old 05-15-2009, 02:47 PM   #2
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Some of the bleating against this guy from the sheeple in the peanut gallery, as if he somehow did something wrong, is truly fucking remarkable.
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Old 05-15-2009, 02:49 PM   #3
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I ain't showing my ID unless it's to a real cop or I need some beer. Fuck the loomis guys. Sounds like the cops got some explaining to do.
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Old 05-15-2009, 03:34 PM   #4
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I ain't showing my ID unless it's to a real cop or I need some beer. Fuck the loomis guys. Sounds like the cops got some explaining to do.
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Old 05-15-2009, 03:56 PM   #5
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Dude, you are suppose to be omnipotent. You have all that power and can't remember my fuckin name. You suck.
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Old 05-15-2009, 04:17 PM   #6
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I've always been weary that they give those guys guns...
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Old 05-15-2009, 06:47 PM   #7
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Fuck you, I'm on vacation.

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