Dont eat the fatties cookies

tommymac · 02-22-2011, 04:07 PM

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...t_cookies.html

I thought this was kinda funny

Trip · 02-22-2011, 04:14 PM

Roar!!!!

udman · 02-22-2011, 04:15 PM

Best Story EVAHHHHHH!!!!!

"picked up a board and whacked Wanke."

"Howard allegedly hurled her heft at Wanke"

"Wanke claims Howard – who according to the police report weighs 400 pounds – jumped on her and hit her in the face"

CasterTroy · 02-22-2011, 04:18 PM

"Howard bit Wanke's breast and struck her several times"

Particle Man · 02-22-2011, 04:25 PM

that just... wow

pauldun170 · 02-22-2011, 04:26 PM

Kerry_129 · 02-22-2011, 04:34 PM

Damn.

But in her defense, they were thin-mints....

Particle Man · 02-22-2011, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kerry_129

Damn.

But in her defense, they were thin-mints....

The thin mints were the only "thin" things in that story...

Avatard · 02-22-2011, 05:40 PM

Shit, anyone knows not to get between big momma and her cookies.

That bitch is lucky to be alive (and not eaten).

z06boy · 02-22-2011, 05:42 PM

I don't care much for the thin mints but if it was the Samoas or whatever they are called...the b!tch would have had a fight on her hands.

02-22-2011, 04:07 PM	#1
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	Dont eat the fatties cookies http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...t_cookies.html I thought this was kinda funny

02-22-2011, 04:15 PM	#3
udman You are not the Man!! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin TX Moto: Hawk GT Posts: 750	Best Story EVAHHHHHH!!!!! "picked up a board and whacked Wanke." "Howard allegedly hurled her heft at Wanke" "Wanke claims Howard – who according to the police report weighs 400 pounds – jumped on her and hit her in the face" __________________ You can put lipstick on a VS Forum, but it's still a VS Forum...

02-22-2011, 04:18 PM	#4
CasterTroy ................ Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: NC Posts: 3,028	"Howard bit Wanke's breast and struck her several times" __________________ “Being tolerant does not mean that I share another one’s belief. But it does mean that I acknowledge another one’s right to believe, and obey, his own conscience.” Viktor Frankl

02-22-2011, 04:25 PM	#5
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	that just... wow __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

02-22-2011, 05:40 PM	#9
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Shit, anyone knows not to get between big momma and her cookies. That bitch is lucky to be alive (and not eaten). __________________ Insert free thought here.

02-22-2011, 04:14 PM	#2
Trip Hold mah beer! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven Moto: 08 R1200GS Posts: 23,268	Roar!!!!

02-22-2011, 04:34 PM	#7
Kerry_129 Semi-reformed Squid Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 531	Damn. But in her defense, they were thin-mints....

02-22-2011, 05:42 PM	#10
z06boy Letzroll Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lake Norman area, NC Moto: 07 Red R1 & 07 Blue R6 Posts: 5,265	I don't care much for the thin mints but if it was the Samoas or whatever they are called...the b!tch would have had a fight on her hands.