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Old 08-10-2009, 01:57 PM   #1
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In all my years of riding i've never seen or experience what happened while riding yesterday......

following a buddy around a left hander, about 90mph, he had his knee down close to the yellow line......AND.....wait for it.....



he drug his knee THROUGH a dead animal, he had to clean the hair and shit out of his velcro on his knee, BUT.......wait for it.....



I had to clean my bike, helmet, jacket, gloves boots, etc.....

that shit flew up in the air and covered me up

NASTY SHIT!!!!
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Old 08-10-2009, 01:59 PM   #2
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were you riding backwards?
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Old 08-10-2009, 02:01 PM   #3
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were you riding backwards?

not literally my "ass"
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Old 08-10-2009, 02:06 PM   #4
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That's why I don't drag my knee....well that and my ability.


Ok that is pretty fvcking nasty !!
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Old 08-10-2009, 02:00 PM   #5
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thats probably the best case ive ever heard against draggin on the street
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Old 08-10-2009, 02:05 PM   #6
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the important question is was your visor open? :Lmao:
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Old 08-10-2009, 02:17 PM   #7
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the important question is was your visor open? :Lmao:


no, thank God, then i would have had to clean the vomit out of it too!
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Old 08-10-2009, 02:53 PM   #8
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no, thank God, then i would have had to clean the vomit out of it too!
Hahahahaha!!!! That's great! The closest to that I've ever seen, was a guy was clowning around and "kicked up" a dead animal with his boot and another guy hit it!!! Bloated crap everywhere! Eeeeuuuwwww!!!!
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Old 08-10-2009, 02:56 PM   #9
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Ewwww...fucking gross.
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Old 08-10-2009, 03:09 PM   #10
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Ewwww...fucking gross.
Yea it was like we had gone riding with PG and TL had fallen off the back!!!
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