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Old 12-09-2008, 07:28 PM   #1
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I had a dream last night that you were pregnant and trying to hide it from everyone.
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Old 12-09-2008, 07:42 PM   #2
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Did you impregnate her?
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Old 12-09-2008, 08:24 PM   #3
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Did you impregnate her?

I haven't seen her since Indy, and I couldn't even get close enough to her while there.
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Old 12-09-2008, 08:38 PM   #4
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I haven't seen her since Indy, and I couldn't even get close enough to her while there.
In the dream dumbass.
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Old 12-09-2008, 08:59 PM   #5
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In the dream dumbass.

Sorry, I'm a little slow tonight. No, I didn't impregnate her. She and Ebbs were up here with several other bikers and we were all riding some of the curvy roads around here. Hell, I even had a bike in the dream.
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Old 12-09-2008, 09:01 PM   #6
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Sorry, I'm a little slow tonight. No, I didn't impregnate her. She and Ebbs were up here with several other bikers and we were all riding some of the curvy roads around here. Hell, I even had a bike in the dream.
sweet... I'll take the blame!
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Old 12-09-2008, 10:18 PM   #7
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Sorry, I'm a little slow tonight. No, I didn't impregnate her. She and Ebbs were up here with several other bikers and we were all riding some of the curvy roads around here. Hell, I even had a bike in the dream.
Damn it must of been a dream to have curvy roads in Indy. Maybe God impregnated her with the savior of flat straight road places to bring curvy roads to all the people.
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I keep telling her she is pregnant!
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