I Just Went on a Rampage...

LeeNetworX · 06-08-2009, 07:25 PM

...killing hornets and wasps. Fuckers. I pressure washed our front porch this weekend and my wife put a fresh coat of water seal on it. We were moving the furniture from the garage back to the porch and while I was moving one end of the porch glider a hornet got me on my right leg. Not 15 seconds later as we were setting it down the fucker came back and nailed me on top of my left foot. I started jumping and cursing and went off to the garage and grabbed the 2 cans of hornet spray.

Holding one in each hand I started dousing the little bastards Bruce Willis 'Die Hard' style. Lisa was laughing at me because she said I had my "angry face on". After killing 5-6 of them I looked over at my neighbor's house and saw a few over there. The grandfather was sitting on the porch and I asked him if he would mind if I killed their wasps for them. After draining both cans on everything that was small and flying around our two yards I feel slightly better, but I'm still not satisifed.

Amber Lamps · 06-08-2009, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. America

...killing hornets and wasps. Fuckers. I pressure washed our front porch this weekend and my wife put a fresh coat of water seal on it. We were moving the furniture from the garage back to the porch and while I was moving one end of the rocking bench a hornet got me on my right leg. Not 15 seconds later as we were setting it down the fucker came back and nailed me on top of my left foot. I started jumping and cursing and went off to the garage and grabbed the 2 cans of hornet spray.

Holding one in each hand I started dousing the little bastards Bruce Willis 'Die Hard' style. Lisa was laughing at me because she said I had my "angry face on". After killing 5-6 of them I looked over at my neighbor's house and saw a few over there. The grandfather was sitting on the porch and I asked him if he would mind if I killed their wasps for them. After draining both cans on everything that was small and flying around our two yards I feel slightly better, but I'm still not satisifed.

ONE MAN..... ONE MISSION..... TWO AEROSOL CANS FULL OF LIQUID DEATH!!!

HORNET ARMAGEDDON III- this time it's personal!!!

Homeslice · 06-08-2009, 07:39 PM

Shit's pretty toxic to breathe, and probably stains wood or siding.

HurricaneHeather · 06-08-2009, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

Shit's pretty toxic to breathe, and probably stains wood or siding.

Who gives a shit? Those fuggers have to die at any cost!

Adeptus_Minor · 06-09-2009, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

Who gives a shit? Those fuggers have to die at any cost!

Wasp killers... I heart you all.

LeeNetworX · 06-08-2009, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

Shit's pretty toxic to breathe, and probably stains wood or siding.

And...???

Homeslice · 06-08-2009, 07:54 PM

LeeNetworX · 06-08-2009, 08:03 PM

It was worth any vapors I may have inhaled. Little bastards. As far as staining, it's never stained the siding before.

Rsv1000R · 06-09-2009, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. America

but I'm still not satisifed.

Great, come to my house, I'm sure I have some left.

I just got a hornets nest, and those damn bumblebees keep drilling holes in my deck posts. But they tend to guard the deck, so I use some sandals, and knock they out of the air, and crush them, got about a dozen so far.

LeeNetworX · 06-09-2009, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Rsv1000R

I just got a hornets nest, and those damn bumblebees keep drilling holes in my deck posts.

Those would be carpenter bees.

06-08-2009, 07:25 PM	#1
LeeNetworX SFL Expatriate #1 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Burbs Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple Posts: 4,712	I Just Went on a Rampage... ...killing hornets and wasps. Fuckers. I pressure washed our front porch this weekend and my wife put a fresh coat of water seal on it. We were moving the furniture from the garage back to the porch and while I was moving one end of the porch glider a hornet got me on my right leg. Not 15 seconds later as we were setting it down the fucker came back and nailed me on top of my left foot. I started jumping and cursing and went off to the garage and grabbed the 2 cans of hornet spray. Holding one in each hand I started dousing the little bastards Bruce Willis 'Die Hard' style. Lisa was laughing at me because she said I had my "angry face on". After killing 5-6 of them I looked over at my neighbor's house and saw a few over there. The grandfather was sitting on the porch and I asked him if he would mind if I killed their wasps for them. After draining both cans on everything that was small and flying around our two yards I feel slightly better, but I'm still not satisifed. Last edited by LeeNetworX; 06-09-2009 at 02:40 PM..

06-08-2009, 07:39 PM	#3
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	Shit's pretty toxic to breathe, and probably stains wood or siding.

06-08-2009, 07:54 PM	#7
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351

06-08-2009, 08:03 PM	#8
LeeNetworX SFL Expatriate #1 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Burbs Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple Posts: 4,712	It was worth any vapors I may have inhaled. Little bastards. As far as staining, it's never stained the siding before.