brilliant

AquaPython · 07-12-2010, 05:19 PM

Dave · 07-12-2010, 05:25 PM

Don't hate a player hate the game

Particle Man · 07-12-2010, 05:25 PM

Dave · 07-12-2010, 05:59 PM

Shoulda arrested the women for being dumb

Uma · 07-12-2010, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

Shoulda arrested the women for being dumb

I concur. Seriously..wtf?

no guy is that smooth....no Marko, not even you.

Amber Lamps · 07-13-2010, 09:37 AM

NEWS FLASH!!! Men lie to women to get laid, details at 11:00... really?

I'd love to be on the jury for that case and listen to all of these dumb broads testify.

"Well, um, like he, um, like told me that he was, um, like a model or something and um, like his father, um needed me to um, have sex with him, to like, live or some junk. So like, I'm a member of PETA so I , um, really care about life and stuff, so I said okay because people are animals too, kinda..."

LeeNetworX · 07-13-2010, 10:11 AM

tallywacker · 07-12-2010, 06:34 PM

Flexin · 07-12-2010, 09:22 PM

I don't see what he did wrong. People lie to get laid all the time. Shit, push up bras are false advertising. He made up a story to get laid and it worked better then planed I'm sure. He shouldn't be charged, he should be given a high five, a bulk pack of condoms and a case of Red Bull.

James

t-homo · 07-12-2010, 09:39 PM

lol. One of my pledge bros who is 6' 8" convinced a girl he played for the Phoenix Suns while we were in Boston. It'd be like using that lie 20 times.

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Flexin AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 2,698	I don't see what he did wrong. People lie to get laid all the time. Shit, push up bras are false advertising. He made up a story to get laid and it worked better then planed I'm sure. He shouldn't be charged, he should be given a high five, a bulk pack of condoms and a case of Red Bull. James __________________ "Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"

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Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	Shoulda arrested the women for being dumb

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Amber Lamps Moto GP Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 14,556	NEWS FLASH!!! Men lie to women to get laid, details at 11:00... really? I'd love to be on the jury for that case and listen to all of these dumb broads testify. "Well, um, like he, um, like told me that he was, um, like a model or something and um, like his father, um needed me to um, have sex with him, to like, live or some junk. So like, I'm a member of PETA so I , um, really care about life and stuff, so I said okay because people are animals too, kinda..."

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07-12-2010, 09:39 PM	#10
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	lol. One of my pledge bros who is 6' 8" convinced a girl he played for the Phoenix Suns while we were in Boston. It'd be like using that lie 20 times.