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Old 06-03-2009, 05:14 PM   #1
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Default Tigger's boinking a squidette

I mentioned this in the GF Gear thread... this is how my gf shows up to ride. I am by far not a gear nazi and will occasionally go with out my jacket/boots depending on destination, weather and type of ride but I had to tell her that jeans are mandatory on any ride over a very casual moped-like pace. Hopefully, things will change when she gets her own gear Fri.










Man she needs to finish doing the laundry if she wants to go anywhere with me!!!

Actually I was taking her to class and she was running late so excuse excepted...this time!
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Old 06-03-2009, 05:18 PM   #2
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Old 06-03-2009, 05:23 PM   #3
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Oh no you don't I've already had pics removed from a thread and some jerk actually went to the trouble to report my images to Photobucket and had them removed from there as well!!! Hahahahahahaha! Here she's a small "C" and has them both pierced... does that help?
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Old 06-03-2009, 05:25 PM   #4
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Oh no you don't I've already had pics removed from a thread and some jerk actually went to the trouble to report my images to Photobucket and had them removed from there as well!!! Hahahahahahaha! Here she's a small "C" and has them both pierced... does that help?
I'll file that information in the Spank Bank. She has a nice hiney too. Congrats on a fine lady, my friend.
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Old 06-03-2009, 05:29 PM   #5
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I'll file that information in the Spank Bank. She has a nice hiney too. Congrats on a fine lady, my friend.
Aw thanks, Buddy! Yea she's all right I guess.... Shit considering the ugly pos she's with, I say she's gorgeous!!!
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Old 06-03-2009, 05:42 PM   #6
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If she wouldn't go as far as wearing a jacket and some over pants I wouldn't even bother making her change into jeans...they're about as protective as a pair of cotton panties.

This is my leg after a wreck, my jeans came apart as soon as I made contact with the pavement leaving my bare leg to slide along.


I was on a cane for two weeks after that! Its also worth mentioning that this was on rollerblades. I shudder to think of what it would've been like if this was a 40mph+ motorcycle wreck.
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Old 06-03-2009, 09:36 PM   #7
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she's a small "C" and has them both pierced... does that help?
It does if you need a place to hang laundry.

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Why even wear gloves?
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So her rings don't scratch my tank!
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So her rings don't scratch my tank!
That's the god damn truth!
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