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Old 05-28-2011, 01:50 PM   #1
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Old 05-28-2011, 01:56 PM   #2
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I approve of this...but look at you; a Jew...you go, baby!

Behold, the power of Bacon.
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Old 05-28-2011, 03:02 PM   #3
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I approve of this...but look at you; a Jew...you go, baby!

Behold, the power of Bacon.
For him, it's not really "bacon". It shall be referred to as "pink turkey"
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Old 05-28-2011, 03:03 PM   #4
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fuckin smart. next level bacon wall
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Old 05-28-2011, 03:34 PM   #5
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For him, it's not really "bacon". It shall be referred to as "pink turkey"
No this is pig bacon, not the fowl bird crap non-bacon taht perpatrates to be bacon


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fuckin smart. next level bacon wall
no, this was the final product:

bacon blanket on blueberry topping on blueberry pancake on bacon on blueberry topping on blueberry pancake on bacon on blueberry topping on blueberry pancake surrounded by a bacon fence

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Old 05-28-2011, 04:06 PM   #6
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No this is pig bacon, not the fowl bird crap non-bacon taht perpatrates to be bacon
My late grandfather used to have a huckster route ( a truck with an established route selling meat,eggs and veggies to customers ).

This nice Jewish lady ( who turned me on to lox and bagels, thank you very much ) asked one day for a "slice of pink turkey leg". We got the rest of her order and went out to the truck. My grandfather pulled out a ham and started cutting a slice. I said to my grandfather "she's not supposed to eat that" ( I was 12 at the time ). To which he replied, "she's getting a slice of pink turkey leg, just liked she asked for"








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no, this was the final product:

bacon blanket on blueberry topping on blueberry pancake on bacon on blueberry topping on blueberry pancake on bacon on blueberry topping on blueberry pancake surrounded by a bacon fence

Now that looks good
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Old 05-28-2011, 05:24 PM   #7
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no, this was the final product:

bacon blanket on blueberry topping on blueberry pancake on bacon on blueberry topping on blueberry pancake on bacon on blueberry topping on blueberry pancake surrounded by a bacon fence

Holy bajesus.... I can feel a heart attack coming on just looking at that picture.

Unfortunatly due to my heart attack natured family, I can only have that "fowl bird crap non-bacon".
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Old 05-29-2011, 11:21 AM   #8
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No this is pig bacon, not the fowl bird crap non-bacon taht perpatrates to be bacon




no, this was the final product:

bacon blanket on blueberry topping on blueberry pancake on bacon on blueberry topping on blueberry pancake on bacon on blueberry topping on blueberry pancake surrounded by a bacon fence

excellent utilization of bacon
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Old 05-28-2011, 07:11 PM   #9
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Is that the new baconfiber thats gonna be used on cars?
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Old 05-28-2011, 08:38 PM   #10
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That would be fucking incredible on a burger. Imagine: your bacon slices can't move off of your burger because they're woven around the whole burger patty.

Or better yet: bacon rebar: woven INTO the burger.
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