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Old 06-29-2009, 11:13 AM   #1
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So Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Billy Mays are all sitting in a hot tub in the afterlife...
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Old 06-29-2009, 11:18 AM   #2
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Two white women getting it from two dirty old men.
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Oxy-clean will take that right out...
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Old 06-29-2009, 02:13 PM   #5
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McMahon used to work for the same advertising agency as Mays. Mays may have worked under Ed in fact. Michael and Farrah shopped in the same stores and used the same make-up.
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Old 06-29-2009, 02:20 PM   #6
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Michael turned to them all and said, "I just called boys2men. They should deliver in an hour or its free."
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Old 06-29-2009, 02:23 PM   #7
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Then Michael smiled and said, did you know boys pants are half off at osh kosh right now?


Or, alright... Who's turn is it to blow bubbles?
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Maybe a visual element will help stimulate your creative juices...
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Old 06-29-2009, 03:19 PM   #9
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I can tell you one thing for certain, McMahon is driving St. Peter up a fucking wall.

Every five minutes it's, "Heeeeeeeere's Farrah!" "Heeeeeeeeeere's Michael!" "Heeeeeeeeeeere's Billy!"

The shit's outta control.

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Old 06-29-2009, 03:22 PM   #10
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I can tell you one thing for certain, McMahon is driving St. Peter up a fucking wall.

Every five minutes it's, "Heeeeeeeere's Farrah!" "Heeeeeeeeeere's Michael!" "Heeeeeeeeeeere's Billy!"

The shit's outta control.

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well apparently someone is enjoying it because they keep calling more contestants.
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