tonights a better night

tommymac · 03-16-2009, 04:03 AM

ok time to chronicle toms antics and exploits

prety quiet so far, lot of boring stuff but got it under control.

I got a cool story form one of the other docs last night. Guy comes to one of our satelite clinics stating he ate an entire shrip (apparently youre supposed to clean or gut them or something) and it made its way through and got stuck in the rectum.

the docs at the clinic couldnt remove it, our attendings couldnt remove it, the surgery guys couldnt remove it so he had to go to the or to get it taken out.

So the case gets signed out a couple of times because i ttook a while to book the or, anyway my freind was thinking about this since it was kinda strange and realized given human anatomy a full shrimp would not make its way all the way to the rectum, it would not have passed through a few different places. thats when he realized the guy duped everyone and the shrimp was placed up there.

Anyway I am working on getting the x-rays for this one

Tom

rogue · 03-16-2009, 08:50 AM

I'm glad you got an easier night at work to help balance the chaos from the night before. I'd love to see those xrays too.

Angee · 03-16-2009, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Rogue

I'm glad you got an easier night at work to help balance the chaos from the night before. I'd love to see those xrays too.

Bwaahaahaahaa!! Oh man, tha's a gem...LOL

Archren · 03-16-2009, 11:41 PM

Guys will stick anything up their butts just to bust a nut, it seems.

ETA: He accidentally the whole thing.

rogue · 03-16-2009, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Archren

Guys will stick anything up their butts just to bust a nut, it seems.

ETA: He accidentally the whole thing.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

tommymac · 03-17-2009, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archren

Guys will stick anything up their butts just to bust a nut, it seems.

ETA: He accidentally the whole thing.

he was prolly walking down the street minding his own business when all of a sudden......... thats how most of the stories start

Tom

Tsunami · 03-17-2009, 05:48 PM

Wait, let me get this straight, some guy shoved a shrimp up his ass??

Did he put in his ass and then took something else and shoved it in further? If he just using his fingers why can't he go back in there and fish it out? And can't he take a laxative and have whatever is in his system push it out?

03-16-2009, 04:03 AM	#1
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	tonights a better night ok time to chronicle toms antics and exploits prety quiet so far, lot of boring stuff but got it under control. I got a cool story form one of the other docs last night. Guy comes to one of our satelite clinics stating he ate an entire shrip (apparently youre supposed to clean or gut them or something) and it made its way through and got stuck in the rectum. the docs at the clinic couldnt remove it, our attendings couldnt remove it, the surgery guys couldnt remove it so he had to go to the or to get it taken out. So the case gets signed out a couple of times because i ttook a while to book the or, anyway my freind was thinking about this since it was kinda strange and realized given human anatomy a full shrimp would not make its way all the way to the rectum, it would not have passed through a few different places. thats when he realized the guy duped everyone and the shrimp was placed up there. Anyway I am working on getting the x-rays for this one Tom

03-16-2009, 11:41 PM	#4
Archren Sham WOW Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ATX Moto: 2007 Ducati 1098 Posts: 2,741	Guys will stick anything up their butts just to bust a nut, it seems. ETA: He accidentally the whole thing. __________________ Photography "The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time. It was impossible." - Hunter S. Thompson, Song of the Sausage Creature "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss Last edited by Archren; 03-16-2009 at 11:44 PM..

03-17-2009, 05:48 PM	#7
Tsunami Pug Queen Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Las Vegas, NV Moto: DR200, SV650 Posts: 2,486	Wait, let me get this straight, some guy shoved a shrimp up his ass?? Did he put in his ass and then took something else and shoved it in further? If he just using his fingers why can't he go back in there and fish it out? And can't he take a laxative and have whatever is in his system push it out?