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Old 10-29-2009, 05:15 PM   #1
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So, you know, buy your cat dinner or something.

Goddamn cat's been looking at me funny all day. Probably thinking, " It's National Cat Day, and that prick didn't even get me a card, I think I'll go pee in his bed".

http://www.nationalcatday.com/

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Old 10-29-2009, 05:47 PM   #2
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Do the chinese not eat today?
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Old 10-29-2009, 05:59 PM   #3
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Like cats need a day to be taken more care of. Cats are cool for about 2 years but after 2 years they need to just die because they become boring.
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Old 10-29-2009, 06:01 PM   #4
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am I the only one that thinks stereotyping for funnies is no longer funny anymore ?
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Old 10-29-2009, 06:11 PM   #5
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Old 10-30-2009, 12:09 PM   #6
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am I the only one that thinks stereotyping for funnies is no longer funny anymore ?
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Old 10-29-2009, 06:21 PM   #7
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Her cat lives like a queen around my house, everyday is freakin cat day here.
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Old 10-29-2009, 06:55 PM   #8
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So, you know, buy your cat dinner or something.

Goddamn cat's been looking at me funny all day. Probably thinking, " It's National Cat Day, and that prick didn't even get me a card, I think I'll go pee in his bed".

http://www.nationalcatday.com/

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Old 10-29-2009, 06:57 PM   #9
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The cat eats better than I do

It's always National Cat Day in this house.
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Old 10-29-2009, 07:21 PM   #10
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I wonder if my husband can be convinced that I should adopt another cat today?
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