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Old 08-15-2011, 10:00 PM   #1
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Workplace Kissing: A Big Problem in Germany, Apparently

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Old 08-15-2011, 10:06 PM   #2
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The custom, a common way to greet people in many other parts of Europe and South America, has been proclaimed no longer welcome at workplaces by German etiquette watchdog group The Knigge Society.
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Old 08-15-2011, 10:24 PM   #3
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Kissing in the workplace recently replaced shagging your secretary in the workplace. As a side note fewer secretaries have been getting raises and bonuses lately
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Old 08-15-2011, 11:49 PM   #4
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"Klein also said the acceptable social distance in Europe is 23 inches apart"


Ya'll say America is bad about stupid stuff.
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Old 08-16-2011, 12:46 AM   #5
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"Klein also said the acceptable social distance in Europe is 23 inches apart"


Ya'll say America is bad about stupid stuff.
That is simply because they only take showers once per week.
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Old 08-16-2011, 08:18 AM   #6
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That is simply because they only take showers once per week.
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Old 08-16-2011, 11:28 AM   #7
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That is simply because they only take showers once per week.
Can't really blame them for having a slight apprehension towards showers...
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Old 08-16-2011, 12:28 AM   #8
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Germans are awesome.
At work they cut out all the politically correct reviewed by legal buzzword laden BS Americans dish out of their MBA prepped anuses.
None of the cryptic bs Japanese like to dish out.
Less profanity than eastern Europeans and more realistic project plans.
No problem with a little nudity in the off hours.
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