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07-15-2009, 09:52 AM | #1 |
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Natalie Portman FTW
Better-looking than Megan Fox, with a better attitude and better brain as well
Oh, and Thor FTW http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies....cast-thor39-ap |
07-15-2009, 09:53 AM | #2 |
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Sooooo hot!
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07-15-2009, 09:57 AM | #3 |
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Natalie Portman is my favorite Natalie Portman.
I like her more than Natalie Portman. |
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She's alright. I know I wouldn't be able to be around her very long and would probably end up smacking upside the head with a baseball bat to shut her up. Duct tape her mouth shut and all would be good though.
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07-15-2009, 10:19 AM | #5 |
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She's cute - I wouldn't say she's HOT but she's definitely cute.
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07-15-2009, 10:32 AM | #6 | |
Hold mah beer!
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I think when she would launch into her whole PETA speech, I would pop a cap in her and find someone to cook her up so we could all enjoy a little portman. Anyone up for some smoked Natalie Portman?
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07-15-2009, 10:38 AM | #7 | |
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I'll be converting to Judiasm right before I go driving away in the Ferrari she bought me...on my way to pick up the wine that will be kicking off the Natalie Portman sex. when the sex tape hits...you'll shit bricks |
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07-15-2009, 11:47 AM | #8 | |
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We can skip the killing and cooking part though.
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07-19-2009, 01:14 AM | #9 |
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