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Old 02-10-2009, 11:13 AM   #1
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Old 02-10-2009, 11:19 AM   #2
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Oh. My. God.

some of them i really have trouble comprehending.
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Old 02-10-2009, 11:20 AM   #3
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Jessica Simpson approves of this thread.
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Old 02-10-2009, 11:20 AM   #4
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I hope she brings her mom jeans and her granny panties.
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Old 02-10-2009, 11:25 AM   #5
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A 7 pound breakfast burrito

Some of that sounds prety good.

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Old 02-10-2009, 11:29 AM   #6
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Boy that Oreo icecream sure was good lastnight.

Tuesday = gym night.
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Old 02-10-2009, 04:07 PM   #7
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Jessica Simpson's publicist approves of this thread, since he is the one who told her to pork out to get attention.
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Old 02-10-2009, 04:19 PM   #8
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i enjoy the fact that the kitchen sink is indeed served in a kitchen sink. i think this country is gonna be alright
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Old 02-10-2009, 05:01 PM   #9
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I submitted a pic...I wonder how long it takes to get posted.....?
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Old 02-10-2009, 07:17 PM   #10
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A friend of mine makes this, its actually pretty good

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