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Old 09-02-2009, 02:48 PM   #1
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....of a problem from some users in our Tokyo office, after an application upgrade that was done this weekend:

"Text is blury."

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Old 09-02-2009, 03:00 PM   #2
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Here's a Summary of Experience from one of my job applications:

Summary of experience: Taking care of A resdent and there needs
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Old 09-02-2009, 09:02 PM   #3
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We had a guy submit a resume 2 weeks ago that said:
"If I don't find work soon, I may have to become a Gigilo again. Won't you hire me so I don't have to resort to that?"


My boss hung it in her office...LOL
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Old 09-02-2009, 09:14 PM   #4
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We had a guy submit a resume 2 weeks ago that said:
"If I don't find work soon, I may have to become a Gigilo again. Won't you hire me so I don't have to resort to that?"


My boss hung it in her office...LOL
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Old 09-03-2009, 11:04 AM   #5
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I've seen job applications written in text speak.

Um, no.
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Old 09-03-2009, 11:04 AM   #6
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I've seen job applications written in text speak.

Um, no.
srsly?
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Old 09-03-2009, 11:08 AM   #7
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srsly.
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Old 09-03-2009, 11:37 AM   #8
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We had a guy submit a resume 2 weeks ago that said:
"If I don't find work soon, I may have to become a Gigilo again. Won't you hire me so I don't have to resort to that?"


My boss hung it in her office...LOL
Did you hire him?
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Old 09-03-2009, 11:50 AM   #9
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We had a guy submit a resume 2 weeks ago that said:
"If I don't find work soon, I may have to become a Gigilo again. Won't you hire me so I don't have to resort to that?"


My boss hung it in her office...LOL
And didn't hire him, right?
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Old 09-03-2009, 07:11 PM   #10
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And didn't hire him, right?
Maybe for a different type of position.
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