Have you smacked a child today?

[Kaneman]

If not, get to work. The day is young and there are (apparently) many children in serious need of a beatdown.

Sorry, I was reminded of how shitty most kids are during a shopping trip yesterday. So please, as the Christmas season approaches and the stores flood with mindless zombie shoppers, give an unruly child a friendly reminder of how easily someone with 4x their body mass can destroy them.

While you're at it, kick their father in the balls....he's a disgrace to testicles anyway.

[wildchild]

Originally Posted by Kaneman

If not, get to work. The day is young and there are (apparently) many children in serious need of a beatdown.

Sorry, I was reminded of how shitty most kids are during a shopping trip yesterday. So please, as the Christmas season approaches and the stores flood with mindless zombie shoppers, give an unruly child a friendly reminder of how easily someone with 4x their body mass can destroy them.

While you're at it, kick their father in the balls....he's a disgrace to testicles anyway.

kids? I'd rather smack the shit out of most of the adults in stores right now. It sucks that I have been very busy and haven't gotten any shopping done this year. Yes I'll be going out in late Dec to deal with the uber rude fucks who think the sea of shoppers should part and let them through because they are IMPORTANT damn it!!!!! I love telling people "happy holidays" very politely after they bump into you just to see their reaction. even that game gets old though.

[CasterTroy]

Originally Posted by wildchild

kids? I'd rather smack the shit out of most of the adults in stores right now.

That too...but damn people...beat you kids regularly so "WE" won't have too!!!

The lack of a good healthy fear of a smack or bust on the ass is what's wrong with people these days Dr Spock did us NO favors by telling parents to never touch your child and NEVER tell them no. Thus giving them boundries.

This lack of boundries is the reason so many adult are just plain useless idiots that contribute nothing to society


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[Dave]

Cue azoom in 5..4..3..2..

[azoomm]

Originally Posted by Dave

Cue azoom in 5..4..3..2..

Fuck that - I'm all for beating other people's children

I am currently disabled - I had knee surgery last week and will be on crutches for the next seven weeks. I am becoming more and more jaded toward the general public as individuals and the herd.

I swear, I'm going to get taken in for assault if one more whining, screaming child tries to take out one of my crutches...

[Kaneman]

Originally Posted by azoomm

I swear, I'm going to get taken in for assault if one more whining, screaming child tries to take out one of my crutches...

I was in Braums the other day picking up some Milk and some BAREFOOT screaming 5 year old boy comes running up behind me and slaps me on the back. First of all, put some fucking shoes on....holy shit they make and sell food in here, you fucking ignorant redneck asshole.

Secondly, if you hit me again I'm literally going to choke you until you pass out....and I'm not going to set you down gently either.

Self defense motherfucker.

[azoomm]

Originally Posted by Kaneman

I was in Braums the other day picking up some Milk and some BAREFOOT screaming 5 year old boy comes running up behind me and slaps me on the back. First of all, put some fucking shoes on....holy shit they make and sell food in here, you fucking ignorant redneck asshole.

Secondly, if you hit me again I'm literally going to choke you until you pass out....and I'm not going to set you down gently either.

Self defense motherfucker.

Yeah, I don't get it either. Not at all. Not in any way. Control your offspring.

And, while your at it, teach them some courtesy. When someone says, "Excuse me" it's usually because you're in the FUCKING WAY.

My reflexes have gotten incredible.

[CasterTroy]

Originally Posted by azoomm

And, while your at it, teach them some courtesy. When someone says, "Excuse me" it's usually because you're in the FUCKING WAY.
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My middle daughter is picking up some bad habits lately. Our kitchen is by no means huge. It's actually pretty tight. And for some reason wants to be right there anytime we're in there. Well instead of saying "excuse me" and waiting for one of us to move, she acts like a cat and tries to squeeze by you. The problem is....she's 12 and no longer a tiny little toddler. Even though she still must THINK she's tiny. We're constantly on her about saying excuse me BEFORE you barrel into someone

Then I get out in public and realize, we must be the ONLY parents that are self aware and trying to make our kids respectable adults.

[Avatard]

Originally Posted by azoomm

Yeah, I don't get it either. Not at all. Not in any way. Control your offspring.

And, while your at it, teach them some courtesy. When someone says, "Excuse me" it's usually because you're in the FUCKING WAY.

My reflexes have gotten incredible.

I'm guessing that you could probably whack 'em real good with a fucking crutch, and just say "Oops! I slipped".

[Ninjakel]

I love you Josh.