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Old 11-23-2009, 10:31 PM   #1
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Default Top 10 things you can only say at Thanksgiving!

Top 10 things you can only say at Thanksgiving!


10.. Talk about a huge breast!
9. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
8. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
7. That's one terrific spread!
6. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
5. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
4. Don't play with your meat.
3. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
2.. How long will it take after you stick it in?

And the Number #1 thing you can only say on Thanksgiving....


1. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
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Old 11-23-2009, 11:34 PM   #2
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You are terrible Thomas, just terrible.
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Old 11-23-2009, 11:54 PM   #3
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I just reposted it....
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Old 11-24-2009, 02:01 AM   #4
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Old 11-24-2009, 04:14 AM   #5
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Brill hvee topost that one
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Old 11-24-2009, 05:27 PM   #6
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funny
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Old 11-24-2009, 09:41 AM   #7
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I'm not really sure what the fuck this last post said, but funny op.
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Old 11-24-2009, 08:11 PM   #8
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I'm not really sure what the fuck this last post said, but funny op.
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Old 11-25-2009, 10:11 AM   #9
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Can I butter your muffin?
Is this enough meat for you?
Your rolls are enormous.
Would you like a cream pie?
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Old 11-24-2009, 05:23 PM   #10
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