My morning surprise

tommymac · 06-07-2009, 09:51 AM

So after a fun filled night of swine flu, police beatdowns and some stinky cooter I get home hoping to relax. Instead i am greeted by a pungent odor as I walk in the door. Kinda smelled like poop so I thought either the cats or karen dropped a duece somewhere. karen denied taking a dump as did the cats (but those sneaky bastids deny everything

) so now its on to locate the source. I make my way to the back room thinking it may be the litter box. Litter box looks and smells ok. Then I glance up and to my left at the snakes cages, seems rabby the smaller of my 2 carpet pythons regurgitated her meal from tuesday.

Now I dealt with this once before with fungo and it wasnt fun. Anyway i removed the offending remains and gave the cage a good scrubbing and now am trying to air out the house.

best part about this is the LL wants to bring some prospective tennants by today

Tom

Adeptus_Minor · 06-07-2009, 10:09 AM

Gah...
You know, I can handle the tales of stinky cooter because I haven't seen a real life vagina in long enough that it doesn't render in full detail.

But, wouldn't you know, the concept of rancid snake sick is coming to me in full technicolor and my brain is trying to pick a suitable smell for it.
Wish I'd eaten *before* logging onto TWF.

Curb · 06-07-2009, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor

Gah...
You know, I can handle the tales of stinky cooter because I haven't seen a real life vagina in long enough that it doesn't render in full detail.

But, wouldn't you know, the concept of rancid snake sick is coming to me in full technicolor and my brain is trying to pick a suitable smell for it.
Wish I'd eaten *before* logging onto TWF.

trust me you don't want your brain trying to pick a sutible smell for it. but if you really want to know...imagine you are stuck behind a garbage truck...your ac in the car is broken and its 100 degrees outside

tommymac · 06-07-2009, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Curb

trust me you don't want your brain trying to pick a sutible smell for it. but if you really want to know...imagine you are stuck behind a garbage truck...your ac in the car is broken and its 100 degrees outside

Thats prety accurate. This one was a bit concerning though in that it was so long after feeding. I know they have regurgitated within 24 hrs after eating if they get spooked or feel threatened, but last time one of my snakes did this they went belly up a few days later (a northern pine that Ihad for about 9 years) so I iwll have to wait and see.

I need to know more about our house closing too since the move coul dbe a bit stressful for them but we will see.

Tom

Particle Man · 06-08-2009, 10:17 AM

I say put it in the LL's mailbox.

LeeNetworX · 06-08-2009, 10:31 AM

I opened this thread expecting to read about getting a blowjob from your girl as you woke up in bed.

Amber Lamps · 06-07-2009, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor

Gah...
You know, I can handle the tales of stinky cooter because I haven't seen a real life vagina in long enough that it doesn't render in full detail.

But, wouldn't you know, the concept of rancid snake sick is coming to me in full technicolor and my brain is trying to pick a suitable smell for it.
Wish I'd eaten *before* logging onto TWF.

I'm just glad this thread isn't pics of his "morning wood"...

Amber Lamps · 06-08-2009, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

I'm just glad this thread isn't pics of his "morning wood"...

Note the "isn't", a contraction for "is not", hence the meaning of this sentence is that I don't want to see pics of your "stiffy"...

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Originally Posted by tommymac

Aside from tigger wanting to see a pic of my stiify sorry to disappoint ya

most of you guys should know by now that my threads with nonspeciffic titles usualy contains some odd story or event that happened. I know some are actualy interested, others may be like lets see what this idiot did now and others just may be curious.

If nothing else it giives ya something to talk about

Tom

Yea no I don't...

Kaneman · 06-08-2009, 08:17 PM

Man, I thought a thrown up raw chicken meal smelt bad...but I can't imagine a carcass that's been in there over 24 hours!
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Curb · 06-08-2009, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaneman

Man, I thought a thrown up raw chicken meal smelt bad...but I can't imagine a carcass that's been in there over 24 hours!

don't forget partially digested

06-07-2009, 09:51 AM	#1
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	My morning surprise So after a fun filled night of swine flu, police beatdowns and some stinky cooter I get home hoping to relax. Instead i am greeted by a pungent odor as I walk in the door. Kinda smelled like poop so I thought either the cats or karen dropped a duece somewhere. karen denied taking a dump as did the cats (but those sneaky bastids deny everything ) so now its on to locate the source. I make my way to the back room thinking it may be the litter box. Litter box looks and smells ok. Then I glance up and to my left at the snakes cages, seems rabby the smaller of my 2 carpet pythons regurgitated her meal from tuesday. Now I dealt with this once before with fungo and it wasnt fun. Anyway i removed the offending remains and gave the cage a good scrubbing and now am trying to air out the house. best part about this is the LL wants to bring some prospective tennants by today Tom

06-07-2009, 10:09 AM	#2
Adeptus_Minor Hopster Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin, TX Moto: 2009 Buell 1125R Posts: 4,743	Gah... You know, I can handle the tales of stinky cooter because I haven't seen a real life vagina in long enough that it doesn't render in full detail. But, wouldn't you know, the concept of rancid snake sick is coming to me in full technicolor and my brain is trying to pick a suitable smell for it. Wish I'd eaten before logging onto TWF. __________________ “Well, obviously before; after was all gendarmes and dick stitches.”

06-08-2009, 10:17 AM	#5
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	I say put it in the LL's mailbox. __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

06-08-2009, 08:17 PM	#9
Kaneman AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Odessa, TX Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird Posts: 4,931	Man, I thought a thrown up raw chicken meal smelt bad...but I can't imagine a carcass that's been in there over 24 hours! ________ Electronic Cigarettes Last edited by Kaneman; 05-09-2011 at 08:54 PM..

06-08-2009, 10:31 AM	#6
LeeNetworX SFL Expatriate #1 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Burbs Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple Posts: 4,712	I opened this thread expecting to read about getting a blowjob from your girl as you woke up in bed.