OMG I just farted at work!

CrazyKell · 07-20-2010, 10:05 AM

Holy crap I'm so embarassed.

I stood up...and it just happened.

My face went red, and I just sat down like nothing happened at all!

One day I will laugh about this. Right now I just want to crawl under my desk!

VatorMan · 07-20-2010, 10:07 AM

If you were a guy you'd brag about it to your coworkers. Was it a ripper?

derf · 07-20-2010, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by VatorMan

If you were a guy you'd brag about it to your coworkers. Was it a ripper?

No shit, I called a meeting with 2 of my guys last week just cuz I had a few gas bubbles brewing

tommymac · 07-20-2010, 10:10 AM

I just blame it on the drunk guy in bed 2

Flexin · 07-20-2010, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

I just blame it on the drunk guy in bed 2

I was working in a store one night. Another guy told everyone that he had gas and was letting them rip. That was perfect because my stomach was in rough shape that night from my supper. I would walk over near the area he was in and drop on then leave. The girls in the next isle would blame it on him. That was a good 30 minutes or so of fun.

James

Trip · 07-20-2010, 10:08 AM

rip another one and say "damn right it's me."

CrazyKell · 07-20-2010, 10:09 AM

Well, it was loud enough that I heard it. And everyone went kind of quiet after that.

And all this time I've been afraid it was going to happen in Yoga.

z06boy · 07-20-2010, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyKell

Well, it was loud enough that I heard it. And everyone went kind of quiet after that.

And all this time I've been afraid it was going to happen in Yoga.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuCDAbeq2PQ

Flexin · 07-20-2010, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by z06boy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuCDAbeq2PQ

LOL. I did that doing sit ups for our fit assessment for fire school. I was banging them out good and then bam, I thought I shit myself. I think I lost at least 5 sit ups do to lost concentration.

James

wildchild · 07-21-2010, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Flexin

LOL. I did that doing sit ups for our fit assessment for fire school. I was banging them out good and then bam, I thought I shit myself. I think I lost at least 5 sit ups do to lost concentration.

James

I hope there wasn't anyone holding your feet.

07-20-2010, 10:05 AM	#1
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	OMG I just farted at work! Holy crap I'm so embarassed. I stood up...and it just happened. My face went red, and I just sat down like nothing happened at all! One day I will laugh about this. Right now I just want to crawl under my desk!

07-20-2010, 10:07 AM	#2
VatorMan Wrap Yo Ass in Fiberglass Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: Feet Posts: 1,605	If you were a guy you'd brag about it to your coworkers. Was it a ripper?

07-20-2010, 10:10 AM	#4
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	I just blame it on the drunk guy in bed 2

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Trip Hold mah beer! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven Moto: 08 R1200GS Posts: 23,268	rip another one and say "damn right it's me."

07-20-2010, 10:09 AM	#7
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	Well, it was loud enough that I heard it. And everyone went kind of quiet after that. And all this time I've been afraid it was going to happen in Yoga.