God I am stupid sometimes!!!

Amber Lamps · 03-07-2009, 07:52 PM

Ok,so I stay out all night last night and get home about 5am. At 7am my puppy wants out. At 9am my buddy wants to borrow a spare jacket for his gf. At 11am my buddies want to go riding to a bike party about 50 miles away. Okay,fucking okay I'm getting up,fuck! I barely get my teeth brushed and here they are. I throw on my gear and bounce out the door. (I'll mention here that part of my ride yesterday/last night involved a run to this chick's house that lives down a long dirt road)

I get on my bike without hardly even looking at it (oops) and away we go. Well,I decide to pop a very small 10 o'clock wheelie and I came down a little hard,no biggie (oops). We ride on and I notice that my brakes are kinda "spongy",hmmm... I wonder what's up? It seems that I had a bunch of dirt/sand on my forks from the night before and when I did the wheelie I forced dirt under the seal and fork oil was all over my brakes. (duh)

Oh but it gets worse.....

So I go home and look for my handy,dandy fork seal cleaner tool. Can't find it so I make one out of a grocery store discount card (man I hate those fucking things) and go out to disassemble my brakes and clean out my fork seals. I get the brakes apart no problem and I'm working on the fork seals...you know this would work better if I take the weight off the front. Hmmm... I know I'll use my floor jack... Well,thank goodness for Woodcraft frame sliders,Gilles non-hinged foot pegs,Cruise Meister bar ends,Vortex break off levers....

What a DUMBASS!!!!

Note to everyone that been against "Chinese" plastic. It held up rather well with just this scratch and a broken post that I just Gorilla glued.

Yamerhaw · 03-07-2009, 07:55 PM

damn, that just plain sucks

Quick281 · 03-07-2009, 07:57 PM

So the bike fell off the floor jack?

Either way that sucks. I hate days when you didn't get enough sleep, shit goes wrong and it never seems to end.

Amber Lamps · 03-07-2009, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Quick281

So the bike fell off the floor jack?

Either way that sucks. I hate days when you didn't get enough sleep, shit goes wrong and it never seems to end.

Yeah,I went one pump too many....story of my life and probably my birth as well....

Quick281 · 03-07-2009, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

Yeah,I went one pump too many....story of my life and probably my birth as well....

Its all good, I am an accident baby too.

Fortunately I haven't made any mistakes that I know of.

Amber Lamps · 03-07-2009, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quick281

Its all good, I am an accident baby too.

Fortunately I haven't made any mistakes that I know of.

Me either! Vacectomy FTMFW!!!

rogue · 03-07-2009, 08:14 PM

That sucks dude.

On a more positive note, it could have been worse.

zed · 03-07-2009, 08:26 PM

that sucks but could have been worse...

I used to have a buddy that no matter how bad a day you had his was worse (with proof). it really was nice talking to him after a bad day.

03-07-2009, 07:52 PM	#1
Amber Lamps Moto GP Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 14,556	God I am stupid sometimes!!! Ok,so I stay out all night last night and get home about 5am. At 7am my puppy wants out. At 9am my buddy wants to borrow a spare jacket for his gf. At 11am my buddies want to go riding to a bike party about 50 miles away. Okay,fucking okay I'm getting up,fuck! I barely get my teeth brushed and here they are. I throw on my gear and bounce out the door. (I'll mention here that part of my ride yesterday/last night involved a run to this chick's house that lives down a long dirt road) I get on my bike without hardly even looking at it (oops) and away we go. Well,I decide to pop a very small 10 o'clock wheelie and I came down a little hard,no biggie (oops). We ride on and I notice that my brakes are kinda "spongy",hmmm... I wonder what's up? It seems that I had a bunch of dirt/sand on my forks from the night before and when I did the wheelie I forced dirt under the seal and fork oil was all over my brakes. (duh) Oh but it gets worse..... So I go home and look for my handy,dandy fork seal cleaner tool. Can't find it so I make one out of a grocery store discount card (man I hate those fucking things) and go out to disassemble my brakes and clean out my fork seals. I get the brakes apart no problem and I'm working on the fork seals...you know this would work better if I take the weight off the front. Hmmm... I know I'll use my floor jack... Well,thank goodness for Woodcraft frame sliders,Gilles non-hinged foot pegs,Cruise Meister bar ends,Vortex break off levers.... What a DUMBASS!!!! Note to everyone that been against "Chinese" plastic. It held up rather well with just this scratch and a broken post that I just Gorilla glued.

03-07-2009, 07:55 PM	#2
Yamerhaw Country Boy Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hicktown in NC Moto: 07 R1 Posts: 797	damn, that just plain sucks __________________ “If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.” It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

03-07-2009, 07:57 PM	#3
Quick281 Victim of Blazer Rapage Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Talkeetna, AK Moto: 06 GSXR 600 Posts: 1,707	So the bike fell off the floor jack? Either way that sucks. I hate days when you didn't get enough sleep, shit goes wrong and it never seems to end. __________________ -Alex- Resident TWFix Noob. My 06 GSXR 600 <-- Its Clickable Fools.

03-07-2009, 08:26 PM	#8
zed yellow don't corner well Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kansas City, KS Moto: 06 ZX10R Posts: 1,243	that sucks but could have been worse... I used to have a buddy that no matter how bad a day you had his was worse (with proof). it really was nice talking to him after a bad day.