Take a stupid sport, add some bad luck, and VoilÃ*

Avatard · 08-31-2010, 10:06 PM

Burn down the fucking course!

Errant golf swing sets course on fire

Awesome! 150 Firefighters to put it out!

Curb · 08-31-2010, 10:20 PM

I've hit some crappy shots before...probably broke a window or two, but damn, I never set the course on fire

fasternyou929 · 08-31-2010, 10:21 PM

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Do you know how hard it is to start a fire without matches? And this guy does it with two swings of a golf club, and then can't put it out? I say alcohol was involved.

I just wish I knew the guy. I mean, how could you EVER live that down?

Particle Man · 08-31-2010, 11:16 PM

that is the funniest thing I've read all day

Smittie61984 · 09-01-2010, 09:18 AM

He did society a favor. Golf is the fucking dumbest sport ever.

Mudpuppy · 09-01-2010, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Smittie61984

He did society a favor. Golf is the fucking dumbest sport ever.

my thoughts exactly

TYEster · 09-01-2010, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Smittie61984

He did society a favor. Golf is the fucking dumbest sport ever.

Hear hear.

101lifts2 · 09-01-2010, 04:11 PM

^^^Trackdays in the rain...??

I find it really hard to believe that a golf club caused a spark. More like a cigarette butt.

Smittie61984 · 09-01-2010, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by 101lifts2

^^^Trackdays in the rain...??
.

My grandma wheelies through rainy trackdays.

Another great quote about Golf from Rodney Dangerfield
"Golf courses and cemeteries, biggest waste of prime real estate"

Rangerscott · 09-01-2010, 08:48 PM

People that suck at golf are the ones that whine like a bitch.

08-31-2010, 10:06 PM	#1
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Take a stupid sport, add some bad luck, and VoilÃ* Burn down the fucking course! Errant golf swing sets course on fire Awesome! 150 Firefighters to put it out! __________________ Insert free thought here.

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Curb resident gimp Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SoFla Moto: a big ole steamin pile of nothin Posts: 1,344	I've hit some crappy shots before...probably broke a window or two, but damn, I never set the course on fire __________________ Steve Political correctness is killing this country

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Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	that is the funniest thing I've read all day __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

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Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	He did society a favor. Golf is the fucking dumbest sport ever. __________________ lifts - R.I.P.

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101lifts2 WSB Champion Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Anaheim, CA Moto: 2009 Kawi ZX6R Posts: 5,570	^^^Trackdays in the rain...?? I find it really hard to believe that a golf club caused a spark. More like a cigarette butt. __________________ Train Hard Ron Paul - 2012 Mark of Excellence GM

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Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	People that suck at golf are the ones that whine like a bitch.