My Banana

LeeNetworX · 04-19-2010, 01:29 PM

Could have sworn I brought a banana to work today, I even vague recall seeing it prior to lunch.
I cannot find it.

Did I imagine I brought it? did one of these new asshats floating around the office grab it off my desk? who are these fuckheads anyway. they dobn't even look you in the eye when you pass them in the hallway.

I brought my yogurt. My $1 ramen noodle lunches.
My pear.
My little can of wasabi-soy-almond-thing-o-mo-stuffy delicio-oso
My Crystal light packets for my water.
No banana.

I was looking forward to my banana now it is gone. On top of that, Paul is getting alzheimer's and his car now smells like pear.
This day is just took a dive.
Unless I find my banana.
Then the work day would have ended on a good note.
well not really because I'm gonna have my pear now. If I have a banana right after that I'm gonna feel a bit on the full side.
So fuck you banana.

And fuck parodies.

wildchild · 04-19-2010, 02:14 PM

next post better not be how you went to the can and opened your banana hammock and found it your banana.

Trip · 04-19-2010, 02:39 PM

I used your banana to make a smoothie with my magic bullet this morning.

LeeNetworX · 04-19-2010, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip

I used your banana to make a smoothie with my magic bullet this morning.

Oh, the innuendo.

Dave · 04-19-2010, 02:51 PM

checked your prostate?

AquaPython · 04-19-2010, 03:56 PM

oh nvm here it is

pauldun170 · 04-19-2010, 03:58 PM

TommyHotWheel · 04-19-2010, 06:05 PM

derf · 04-19-2010, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

Could have sworn I brought a banana to work today, I even vague recall seeing it prior to lunch.
I cannot find it.

Did I imagine I brought it? did one of these new asshats floating around the office grab it off my desk? who are these fuckheads anyway. they dobn't even look you in the eye when you pass them in the hallway.

I brought my yogurt. My $1 ramen noodle lunches.
My pear.
My little can of wasabi-soy-almond-thing-o-mo-stuffy delicio-oso
My Crystal light packets for my water.
No banana.

I was looking forward to my banana now it is gone. On top of that, Paul is getting alzheimer's and his car now smells like pear.
This day is just took a dive.
Unless I find my banana.
Then the work day would have ended on a good note.
well not really because I'm gonna have my pear now. If I have a banana right after that I'm gonna feel a bit on the full side.
So fuck you banana.

And fuck parodies.

What he forgot to mention is that he put his banana in his lunch BOX, and by lunch BOX he means his asshole

04-19-2010, 01:29 PM	#1
LeeNetworX SFL Expatriate #1 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Burbs Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple Posts: 4,712	My Banana Could have sworn I brought a banana to work today, I even vague recall seeing it prior to lunch. I cannot find it. Did I imagine I brought it? did one of these new asshats floating around the office grab it off my desk? who are these fuckheads anyway. they dobn't even look you in the eye when you pass them in the hallway. I brought my yogurt. My $1 ramen noodle lunches. My pear. My little can of wasabi-soy-almond-thing-o-mo-stuffy delicio-oso My Crystal light packets for my water. No banana. I was looking forward to my banana now it is gone. On top of that, Paul is getting alzheimer's and his car now smells like pear. This day is just took a dive. Unless I find my banana. Then the work day would have ended on a good note. well not really because I'm gonna have my pear now. If I have a banana right after that I'm gonna feel a bit on the full side. So fuck you banana. And fuck parodies.

04-19-2010, 06:05 PM	#8
TommyHotWheel Imported from Detroit Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Michigan Moto: 2001 Suzuki TL1000R Posts: 989	__________________ Cry Havok! And let slip the hogs of war!

04-19-2010, 02:14 PM	#2
wildchild cruiser Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: on the run Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09 Posts: 2,749	next post better not be how you went to the can and opened your banana hammock and found it your banana.

04-19-2010, 02:39 PM	#3
Trip Hold mah beer! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven Moto: 08 R1200GS Posts: 23,268	I used your banana to make a smoothie with my magic bullet this morning.

04-19-2010, 02:51 PM	#5
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	checked your prostate?