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Old 08-04-2009, 03:05 PM   #1
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Default I Have Three Dogs

I like to pet them after I ride my motorcycle. I like motorcycles. Motorcycles are fun. Mine goes fast. I like to drink root beer after riding my motorcycle, before I pet my dogs.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:12 PM   #2
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
You just blew my mind.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:58 PM   #4
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Old 08-04-2009, 04:08 PM   #5
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This is in the wrong area.
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Old 08-04-2009, 11:24 PM   #6
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
I have one word in response to this statement.

"perfection"
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Old 08-04-2009, 07:46 PM   #7
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I like to pet them after I ride my motorcycle. I like motorcycles. Motorcycles are fun. Mine goes fast. I like to drink root beer after riding my motorcycle, before I pet my dogs.
Replace "dog" with "cat" and I concur 100%.
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Old 08-04-2009, 07:52 PM   #8
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Replace "dog" with "cat" and I concur 100%.
the cats steal all the root beer and dont let you pet them
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Old 08-04-2009, 08:01 PM   #9
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i have two hands
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:58 PM   #10
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i have two hands
Fingers and toes,
fingers and toes,
forty things we share,
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the fact that we don't care
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