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11-30-2008, 11:51 PM
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Dirty Conversation
I was talking to a girl i casually know in class the other night and we were talking about FACIALS, and i realized 5 minutes into the conversation she was not talking what I was talking about. Then i made the mistake of telling her what i was talking about, awkward silence then ensued. Point of posting lets hear what stupid stories you guys have.
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11-30-2008, 11:52 PM
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Not really stupid it could have ended out great...
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11-30-2008, 11:54 PM
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How naive was she??
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11-30-2008, 11:54 PM
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but sadly it didn't and i was hoping it would spark a dirty side in which it did not. And apparently extremely naive
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11-30-2008, 11:56 PM
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11-30-2008, 11:58 PM
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12-01-2008, 12:04 AM
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We had one of those very sweet, very, very naive girls that worked in dispatch at a place I used to work. I had forgotten to put my phone on vibrate and the bf called. His ringtone was Pearl Necklace - ZZ Top. Of course everyone starts cracking up... except her, she gets an uncertain grin on her face and wants to know what everyone is laughing at. Since it was my ringtone, I got elected to explain what a pearl necklace was to her.... Awkward doesn't even begin to describe that conversation
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11-30-2008, 11:58 PM
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Your game is weak
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11-30-2008, 11:59 PM
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You should have gone with the...
"Oh shit, we're talking about two different kind of facials... So, you like fingers in your ass?" That shit is golden. |
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12-01-2008, 12:00 AM
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