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Old 06-29-2009, 11:40 AM   #1
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All I have to do is place this last screw in my time machine and turn it on. I hope it works... I'll start small... Try to go back 5 mins.

OMG I traveled back in time! It works! I just had to wait for past me from 5 minutes ago to get up from the computer to travel back in time to post this!
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Old 06-29-2009, 11:41 AM   #2
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All I have to do is place this last screw in my time machine and turn it on. I hope it works... I'll start small... Try to go back 5 mins.

OMG I traveled back in time! It works! I just had to wait for past me from 5 minutes ago to get up from the computer to travel back in time to post this!
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Old 06-29-2009, 11:52 AM   #3
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Old 06-29-2009, 11:57 AM   #4
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Step away from the crack pipe.
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Old 06-29-2009, 12:00 PM   #5
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All I have to do is place this last screw in my time machine and turn it on. I hope it works... I'll start small... Try to go back 5 mins.

OMG I traveled back in time! It works! I just had to wait for past me from 5 minutes ago to get up from the computer to travel back in time to post this!
great now get it to go back to last night and give me a thumbs down on philly
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Old 06-29-2009, 01:01 PM   #6
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I think he's ripping off this pic.
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Old 06-29-2009, 01:37 PM   #7
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I am going to use my time machine to go back to the rally just so I can kick you in the nutsack for this thread.
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Old 06-29-2009, 02:01 PM   #8
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Maybe we should do one of those thread games and write a story in reverse.

Start off with the punchline\ending and everyone ....


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Old 06-29-2009, 03:50 PM   #9
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I demand a refund for my click. wasted click and I am pissed now.
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Old 06-30-2009, 01:38 AM   #10
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I think he's ripping off this pic.
So you're saying he reinvented the copying machine?
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