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Serious Business
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
Moto: 1993 ZX-11 2008 CBR1000rr
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Something very creepy about working near someone who calls their parents "Mother" and "Father"
"Hello Father, how are you. That's good father. How are you feeling? Ok father. Hello Mother. Are you well today? Ok Mother. I love you too Mother...bye bye" Its fucking creepy damnit. When he goes out for his daily 3PM Martini, I picture the bar he goes to resembles the Bates motel. |
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Bored
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Sumter, SC
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That is creepy.. only to a third party will I refer to my parents as mother or father. I'm reminded of Nelson Van Alden from Boardwalk Empire. Great actor, but damn is his character weird.
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Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
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Sounds British.
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Serious Business
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
Moto: 1993 ZX-11 2008 CBR1000rr
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He's full on Northeastern snob.
"No man over the age of thirty should wear jeans unless they are a farmhand" His office is 10 feet away from where I am so I hear everything. A few years back a co-worker of mine worked over the weekend and caught him printing out pictures of leather nazi style uniforms. Unless he was trying out for a part in Cabaret.... |
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token jewboy
Join Date: Nov 2008
Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man
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I sometimes call my parents mother and father, but mainly do it when I dont feel like talking because I know they dont like it
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Pug Queen
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Moto: DR200, SV650
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Heeeeeeyyyy Brotherrrr
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cherry Hill NJ
Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt
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What ya gonna do brother, when these 24 inch pythons get ahold of you?
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Aspiring Rapper
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Halifax, NS
Moto: '12 CB1000R
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I call my mother "mudder". I just do it to make fun of her accent/dialect though. I also call my wife "wife" or sugar tits.
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Nomadic Tribesman
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Brampton, Canada
Moto: '09 ER-6n
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Elitist
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: SF Bay Area
Moto: Gix 750
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My sisters and I actually called our mother "mother" all the time......Not joking......We didn't want to say "mom", we thought it was stupid or silly or something. I still don't know why. Maybe I should google it to see what kind of disorder it's associated with, lol.
And what is this 3PM martini business? I am assuming you're joking? I know lots of people make Starbucks runs at 9 or 10 (as if they couldn't have done it on the way in, like normal people), but I've never seen anyone do what you suggest. If I'm going to drink, I'd rather stay there and not have to come back to work. |
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