2nd Annual Win a Box of Crap: Contest Thread

[Trip]

Please read the rules carefully as they will determine the winner.

Contest will end at 8:52pm

1. You may only post once in this thread

2. Your post must have profound meaning in a magically wonderous sort of way.

3. Your post must be simple enough, so derf can understand it.

4. You must not post the word "ginger" or "soulless" or "sixxxxer."

5. You may ask a question, but only if it's not related to this thread and you don't really feel like winning.

6. All posts must contain a very descriptive paragraph about a monkey screwing a coconut.

7. As always, rule #7, Flaming is encouraged

8. You must include a valid reason why Ebbs is a homo.

9. Go big or don't post.

10. TWFix staff are not allowed to participate in this contest.

11. You must include an original humorous photoshop of a previous PotM in your post. (MS paint is fine, does not have to be top notch)

[marko138]

Look, you found a picture of Tom on his way to the Raider game.

[Gas Man]

Well fuck a duck, cause Ebbs is a homo for watching that monkey screwing around on some sick website add. WOW, I never knew they mixed so many obcessions together.
Monkeys
wrenches
wenches
fruits
fruity peoples

WTF. It doesn't matter cause I can't win. I so sad.

[HokieDNA01]

as the soft sounds of evening crickets filled the air near the shore, a faint sound was coming from the near by beach cabin sitting high on the dunes. There, alone, the soft breathing sounds of a lone coconut ebbs (is a homo) and flows like the near by tide as she lies asleep in the peaceful salty night air. Suddenly she is stirred awake by a soft carress. Her lover had finally returned (from the circus) and passionately scooped her up in his long hairy arms. The night was filled with the primitive sounds of seduction as they made love in the light of the moon. The flame(ing) of a candle, flickering in the background, lighting their way. Two lovers, together, at last.....

[Sixxxxer]

I dont give a fuck about a box of crap,

I'm honored to be in the Rules Though...


You Fucks

[derf]

I dont understand the rules, is ebbs the homo monkey screwing the coconut?

[Mrs. Colleen]

What kind of porn is going to be in it this time?

[Captain Morgan]

Ebbs is a homo for a very simple reason. He had multiple opportunities to hook up with Rae, and slept in the same bed multiple times with her, and could not pull the trigger. In fact, one time Rae stripped down to nothing and told him to put it to her. However, he was too engrossed in the documentary about monkeys screwing coconuts. Ebbs told me all about the show, and how the monkey would caress the coconut, then kiss it, then poke a hole in the coconut. The monkey would start licking the coconut hole until it got it's fill, then it would pull out it's pecker and try to shove it into the coconut. Ebbs went into detail about how fascinating it was watching a monkey screw a coconut, all the while, Rae was sitting naked on the bed next to him, begging him to fuck her. He ignored her completely because she wasn't a monkey, or a coconut...or CEO

Ebbs later said he wished he could do a stoppie and kiss CEO. I think the image would be something similar to the following...

[marko138]

lawls.

[Trip]

Well I think we have a clear winner this year. Hahahahahahhaha