yay for florida, cat hording capitol of the world

derf · 08-17-2011, 08:31 AM

at least it was until they removed almost 700 cats from 1 residence, and at least one rooster

http://www.gainesville.com/article/2...ruelty-charges

shmike · 08-17-2011, 10:55 AM

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“That number represents our assessment of the animals that were in truly bad shape,” Cervone said. “I view this as a case of hoarding. These people started out well intentioned ... but they were in way, way, way over their head. I am optimistic we will be able to resolve something with them that will address the mental health issues that I believe they have and prevent a recurrence.”

Rare.

Corey · 08-17-2011, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by derf

at least it was until they removed almost 700 cats from 1 residence, and at least one rooster

http://www.gainesville.com/article/2...ruelty-charges

Yaaaaay that's within an hour from here. I may not be a doctor, but I have a prescription that can cure them.

Using the following medically approved injection device

Apply one (1) .45 ACP cerebral re-arranger capsule through the temple

Results will be immediate.

tommymac · 08-17-2011, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Corey

Yaaaaay that's within an hour from here. I may not be a doctor, but I have a prescription that can cure them.

Using the following medically approved injection device

Apply one (1) .45 ACP cerebral re-arranger capsule through the temple

Results will be immediate.

looking to make a big mess there arent ya

Trip · 08-17-2011, 12:06 PM

That seriously would be one of my biggest nightmares. Too many cats, too many cats. I would need a helluva lot of ammo and guns to go on to that property.

Corey · 08-17-2011, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

looking to make a big mess there arent ya

It's like chemotherapy: it's going to fuck shit up pretty bad, but it's necessary to make sure the problem is completely erradicated. In fact, just to be safe. Bump the dosage. 500 magnum should be sufficient.

tommymac · 08-17-2011, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

That seriously would be one of my biggest nightmares. Too many cats, too many cats. I would need a helluva lot of ammo and guns to go on to that property.

So would dealing withthe 5 at my house be too much for you

Trip · 08-17-2011, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

So would dealing withthe 5 at my house be too much for you

no, 5 would be easy killing with a single knife. 700 could go hitchcock birds on me.

tommymac · 08-17-2011, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

no, 5 would be easy killing with a single knife. 700 could go hitchcock birds on me.

like the zombies too

a few are ok but you can get overwhelmed by them

08-17-2011, 08:31 AM	#1
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	yay for florida, cat hording capitol of the world at least it was until they removed almost 700 cats from 1 residence, and at least one rooster http://www.gainesville.com/article/2...ruelty-charges __________________

08-17-2011, 12:06 PM	#5
Trip Hold mah beer! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven Moto: 08 R1200GS Posts: 23,268	That seriously would be one of my biggest nightmares. Too many cats, too many cats. I would need a helluva lot of ammo and guns to go on to that property.