I'm tired of these damn birds!

Rangerscott · 04-25-2011, 08:44 PM

Some one recommend me a good air rifle. I am FUCKING tired of these damn birds eating all my dogs food and shitting in his water. The city won't do a damn thing about it because the hippies will cry. They won a battle over the prairie dogs and they are now a FUCKING infestation. All they do is fuck underground.

We have TONS of dove here. There's no where to hunt them since every FUCKING square inch of land is plowed. So they just stay in the city. There's too many dove and grackles. God dammit I fucking hate those grackles.

defector · 04-25-2011, 08:48 PM

Feed your dog a dove. Problem solved.

Rangerscott · 04-25-2011, 09:01 PM

He'll catch one ever so often but I don't blame if for not chasing them away every time they come. I'd get tired of that shit too.

Particle Man · 04-25-2011, 09:23 PM

Sings *Alka Seltzer to the reeeeeeeeeeeeescue. Ahhhhhhh*

Tsunami · 04-25-2011, 10:00 PM

Keep your dog and his food inside!

101lifts2 · 04-25-2011, 10:00 PM

Just buy bird food for the birds, then they won't eat the dog food.

Problem solved.

That will be 50 bucks. I take paypal.

Uma · 04-25-2011, 10:03 PM

They make any kind of device that makes a high pitch sound only birds can hear that keeps them away? Or did I make that up? Maybe its for bugs...

Gas Man · 04-25-2011, 10:22 PM

A small 22 would probably be ok

JARVIS518 · 04-25-2011, 10:27 PM

my dad and i have a small single shot pellet gun with a decent scope on it. its spring action and works great for small animals like woodchucks, squirls and them damn birds. im not sure the brand but he just got it a dicks sporting goods off the shelf

JARVIS518 · 04-25-2011, 10:31 PM

http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/pr...414427.4414435

im pretty sure this is the one we use but i think we got it a lot cheaper then that in the store

04-25-2011, 08:44 PM	#1
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	I'm tired of these damn birds! Some one recommend me a good air rifle. I am FUCKING tired of these damn birds eating all my dogs food and shitting in his water. The city won't do a damn thing about it because the hippies will cry. They won a battle over the prairie dogs and they are now a FUCKING infestation. All they do is fuck underground. We have TONS of dove here. There's no where to hunt them since every FUCKING square inch of land is plowed. So they just stay in the city. There's too many dove and grackles. God dammit I fucking hate those grackles.

04-25-2011, 08:48 PM	#2
defector My balls, your chin Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The desert of Az Moto: 929, SV650, YZ250 Posts: 1,917	Feed your dog a dove. Problem solved. __________________ Reading this signature may give you special powers, including the ability to run through walls. You should try it immediately.

04-25-2011, 09:23 PM	#4
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	Sings Alka Seltzer to the reeeeeeeeeeeeescue. Ahhhhhhh __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

04-25-2011, 10:00 PM	#6
101lifts2 WSB Champion Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Anaheim, CA Moto: 2009 Kawi ZX6R Posts: 5,570	Just buy bird food for the birds, then they won't eat the dog food. Problem solved. That will be 50 bucks. I take paypal. __________________ Train Hard Ron Paul - 2012 Mark of Excellence GM

04-25-2011, 10:22 PM	#8
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	A small 22 would probably be ok __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

04-25-2011, 09:01 PM	#3
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	He'll catch one ever so often but I don't blame if for not chasing them away every time they come. I'd get tired of that shit too.

04-25-2011, 10:00 PM	#5
Tsunami Pug Queen Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Las Vegas, NV Moto: DR200, SV650 Posts: 2,486	Keep your dog and his food inside!

04-25-2011, 10:03 PM	#7
Uma Better half of Gas Man Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: SE, MI Moto: '09 Harley Nightster Posts: 178	They make any kind of device that makes a high pitch sound only birds can hear that keeps them away? Or did I make that up? Maybe its for bugs...

04-25-2011, 10:27 PM	#9
JARVIS518 BOOBS!! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Saratoga, NY Moto: 06 CBR 600RR Posts: 1,188	my dad and i have a small single shot pellet gun with a decent scope on it. its spring action and works great for small animals like woodchucks, squirls and them damn birds. im not sure the brand but he just got it a dicks sporting goods off the shelf

04-25-2011, 10:31 PM	#10
JARVIS518 BOOBS!! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Saratoga, NY Moto: 06 CBR 600RR Posts: 1,188	http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/pr...414427.4414435 im pretty sure this is the one we use but i think we got it a lot cheaper then that in the store